Mother Oneshots! [DISCONTINUED]

Fangirls (Claus x Reader)

Just so you know, this isn't the one I was working on before. I'm still working on it!

I just had this idea and it made me laugh so hard! But you'll see what the idea was by this oneshot.

I know, another Claus one. But if you haven't already figured out, I am obsessed with him, okay?

I'm also starting to obsess about Crona from Soul Eater. :D

I finished my Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game! And Temporal Spire was friggin' hard to beat! But I'm still doing the after-game story, so yeah.

This ones based in our world, meaning AU.

( (N/M/N) is neighbour's mom's name, and (Y/A) is your age ^__^)

Reader's P.O.V.

"Honey, could you help me clean up the front lawn?" Mom asked.

"Sure." I said, putting down my DS. "Ok, then go get the gardening gloves from the shed." Mom said, going back to the front yard. I got up from the chair I was sitting on and did what mom told me to do. After that, I went to the front to help pick the weeds from the lawn.

(Timeskip)

It's been 35 minutes of picking weeds non-stop and we were almost done when our neighbours car drove into our shared driveway and (N/M/N) walked into her house.

"(Y/N), can you pick the last of the weeds while I chat with (N/M/N)?" Mom asked. "Ok." I answered. "Thank you, baby." Mom thanked.

I've known my neighbours ever since I was born. They were like my second family, I could trust them with anything. And the parents acted like they knew each other since they were kids, when truly they knew each other for (Y/A) years. But (Y/A) years is still a long time.

My mom had already went to go talk with (N/M/N) while I picked the last of the weeds. Something across the street caught my attention, though. It looked like a whole bunch of girls were chasing an orange-haired kid with a black jacket around my age. Logic told me not to go, but curiosity got the best of me so I approached the scene.

One girl lost her breath and was panting behind everyone else, so I tapped her shoulder to get her attention. Seems like I didn't, though, 'cause shortly after she ran off screaming "Clausy-Pooooo!". 'Clausy-Poo? Oh wait... Claus...?' I wondered. 'But first,' I thought,' I'd better stop this crowd.'

I put my fingers in my mouth and tried to whistle that really loud whistle that only a few people know how to do. Of course, I wasn't one of those people and ended up just spitting everywhere. 'Bah, forget it. I'll never be able to.'

I brought out my handy iPhone, went onto Big Button Box and played the Bleep noise. Everyone stopped and looked in my direction.

"Leave that guy alone!" I yelled. They all just stared.

"She's a hater! Fangirls, attack!!!" One girl yelled.

'Fangirls...!?'

The 'Fangirls' started running towards me. But before they pounced at me they were blown back by a blinding cyan light.

After the light died down I was relieved to see that no one was hurt, just knocked out. Claus ran towards me and asked "Are you alright?!".

"What just happened..?" I mumbled.

"I-It's pretty hard to explain..." Claus stuttered. "Wait... You're Claus, right?"
"Oh no... you're not an obsessed fangirl too, are you?" Claus asked worriedly. "Not obsessed, just a fangirl." I explained. "Phew, good! I can't deal with one more second of squealing!" "Heh, don't worry. I don't squeal. I'm more of a tomboy." I reasssured. "Well then, what's your name?" Claus asked. "(Y/N)" I answered. "Suits you well, in a good way." Claus blushed. "Thanks. Uh, we should probably get off of the road." I pointed out, blushing as well. "Yeah, good idea." Claus agreed. "Wanna talk more at my place?" I offered. "Sure" Claus said.

"Waaaiit... Clausy..Poo....." A fangirl moaned. It looked like the fangirls were coming to.

I shook my head. "Ugh, fangirls. Am I right?"

Okay, now that it's done, let me explain.

I'm taking forever for the other one cause I don't really adore him as much as Claus and Lucas. But I WILL work on it! I won't let my laziness get in the way!

Honestly, though, tell me. Is this idea funny or what?

First I imagined Crona getting chased down saying "I don't know how to deal with fangirls!" Then I thought of my fav getting chased by fangirls! This is why my imagination needs Wattpad.

The whole "Not obsessed. Just a fangirl." Thing is a big fat juicy black lie. I'm totally obsessed. Like, I named my Plusle Claus and my Minun Lucas in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Speaking of Pokemon, anyone else excited for Pokkén? Its coming out near my b-day!

Sorry for updating so early in the morning, I'm going to be busy all day. And I just wrote this so...

Again, it's so short and their's not even fuzziness in it! Eh, it was funny.

Also, thanks so much for 208 reads! It really means a lot!

Thank you, so much, for dealing with me. ^__^