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Wow. 7 FLIPPIN' CHAPPIES!!! AND we nowhere near done yet. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
Anyways. Be happy, Sara, cause I'm gonna use your idea now. Relax. Jake, although you broke up with Liz in real life, you're gonna love her some more for the sake of the story. I hope you don't mind me making fun a little bit. Also, Liz so graciously gave me some more landscaping breast puns. What else is there to say...? Urmmm...Unicorns dragging dead bodies across rainbows. So there, Luke. NOW we can start.
Let's go over what's happened so far through the whole fanfic.
Ch 1 Character intro. Jake likes Liz.
Ch 2 Jake asks Luke for help. Accidental kiss.
Ch 3 Girl sleepover!! Nothing really happens tho.
Ch 4 Luke and Brie crash. Mia forms evil plan.
Ch 5 It's a plot twist!! Leon x Liz, begin!
Ch 6 Brie, Sara, Luke see Leon. Liz has a date.
Ch 7 Well, you'll see. Here goes!

Liz's POV

Omgomgomgomgtodaysthedatetodaysthedatetodaysthedatethedatethedate!! Ohgodohgodohgod what do I wear?!?! Aaaaaaaah I don't know!!!!
I would ask Brie to help me pick something out, but hers no way I'm telling her about the date. Sara would just go meh. Luke...he's a guy. And don't even get me started on Jake. He would have me wear a bra and panties, and that's just over-the-top revealing.
But how am I supposed to pick out an equally casual and sexy outfit by myself? I'm no good with this kind of stuff.
Finally I pick something out, a pair of denim shorts and a green t-shirt with a low neckline. The shirt is a bit small, but the only other choice is a long-sleeved purple Charizard shirt. And I'm NOT wearing that to a date.
I'm in the shorts and a bra (Luke, I'll spare you the details) when I hear a soft sound. I whirl around and it's Leon.
WHAT THE HELL?!

Jake's POV

La di da, life is good...Liz-swan's boobs are good too...(Sorry, Jake, you don't get much screen time this chapter!)

Brie's POV

We're all at the library "studying", except I'm playing Lunaria Story, Sara is watching Fullmetal Alchemist and making chocolate disappear (like magic! I wonder where the chocolate goes...?), and Luke is listening to his heavy metal. I just lvled up (yay!) and am happily beating everyone up. I'm thinking about the plan and Liz, though, not the game.
I wonder if Liz will be ok, or if Leon is not to be trusted. I hope Liz has the guts to punch him in the nose if she needs to. I guess I'll find out sooner or later.
But what about the plan? I mean, it's amazing and all, but I'm not sure it'll run smoothly. It's kinda rough and all...
I guess Sara read my mind. As soon as her FMA episode ends, she goes, "Hey Brie. Luke." I leave the game on afk (away from keyboard, auto-play) and turn the spinny chair around. "Yeah?" Luke, on the other hand, is out of commission, he doesn't even look up. After thinking for a second, she hits him. Hard.

Jake's POV

The truck goes bounce on the bumpy road, the car goes bounce on the bumpy road, the bike goes bounce on the bumpy road, Liz goes bounce on the bumpy road...

Sara's POV

Rude! How dare Brad not listen to me. I'm gonna kill him. But first, the plan.
"So...about the plan. I'll go along with it, sure, but let me say this first: it's crap. Never gonna work. I'm making changes."
I outline all the STUPID things Brie had in her plan, and get rid of them. I fix them. "See? That's a plan. Brie, don't be an idiot. Your plans suck."

Brie's POV

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! She dissed my plan!!!

Back to Sara's POV

I'm bored. Meh. I fixed the plan, but now I'm bored. Meh. Let's go spy on Liz. NOT meh.
I don't know where Leon's house is, but I have a feeling in the back of my mind that I should check Liz's house.
I tell the other peeps my idea, and Brie agrees right away. I have to hit Luke a few times before he agrees, but after a few minutes we're on our way to Liz's house.

Again, Liz's POV

I do the only thing I can. I slap him.
What's he doing in my room? I KNEW he was up to no good. That's harassment. I bet he got in through the balcony. What do I do? The gun in in the basement, the knives downstairs in the kitchen, the closest weapon a pillow. Should I call 911? But the phone is on the kitchen table. Mom's upstate with the cousins. Dad's in the city but not home 'till really late. The neighbors won't hear. What do I do?!
Before I can figure anything out, he's kissing me.
(Luke and Sara, skip to Luke's POV if you don't want to read this.)
He's kissing me, and suddenly my brain is mush. All I can think about is his lips, and how soft they are, and how he whispers in my ear, "I'm sorry, I couldn't keep away..." and how I'm alone with him and how that's not such a bad thing after all and how if I really wanted to we could be together and how if that happened I could kiss him whenever I felt like it and how I obviously really want that and how there's no question about it.
I'm in love.

Jake's POV

When I grow up...I'm gonna hug Liz and kiss Liz and marry Liz and go shopping with Liz and take walks with Liz and open the window with Liz and draw pictures with Liz and sightsee with Liz and make my bed with Liz and plug in my computer with Liz and Liz and Liz and Liz and Liz...

Luke's POV

I'm thought we needed the binoculars. Guess I was wrong.
I'm in front of the house with everyone else and I'm trying to make the binocs work. I'm kinda confused, and the instructions aren't helping at all. I look away from the binocs for a second and see Sara boldly walking into the house. Brie is following. I shrug. That works too, I guess. So I follow them inside.
Sara goes straight to Liz's room but stops at the door. She doesn't know about the peephole in the wall, I guess. The only reason I do is because I've had to stop Jake from using it SO many times.
I whisper, "Come on, guys!" and lead them over.
Brie looks first. She's still for a moment and then turns bright red. NOW I'm curious. What's going on in there?
Sara shoves Brie away and squints through the tiny peephole. Right away she spins around and stomps away from the hole furiously. Her ears are tinged red. What is this that could make Sara blush??
I peer through the peephole. Oh. They're making out. I practically run away, out of the house, Sara and Brie following behind me.
I'm ruined. Destroyed. I did NOT need to see that.

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