Four Links Mean Four Times The Trouble

Birthday extravaganza

It was the month of September and all the Hylians and humans in the house were getting ready for a very big and important day... K.K' birthday. The summer heat was winding down and autumn was coming. Actually, the twenty ninth was almost the first day of autumn in a sense.

Violet was up pretty early reading a cook book on how to make cakes, shadow was watching a documentary on dinosaurs, deity was standing watch at the door, and the others were all out shopping. K.K of course was out of town visiting a friend of his.

It's not very important at the moment of what's going on at the store so we can continue to see what Violet and shadow are doing.

Violet was trying to find a good cake recipe for the humans birthday. He knew that the other loved chocolate and had a major sweet tooth so he wanted to find a good homemade chocolate cake for several reasons. One being it was his birthday and second being the human taught the Hylian to bake and cook *real* food. He had found several recipes but none of them said K.K. He wasn't sure to go with any of the chocolate cakes he had found.

Shadow was actually pointless in all of this to be honest. He was wasting his time on a dinosaur movie claiming to be "learning of earth" when he was too busy reading about Bondage on the laptop, or as K.K calls it , the husktop.

"hey Shadow, come here please!" Violet shouted from the kitchen, flipping through the pages as he did so.

Shadow groaned and got up, making his way to the kitchen. "Yeah Baby, what is it?" He leaned against the doorframe as he spoke.

"If you were going to bake a-"

"I don't bake."

"Yes I know, bu-"

"Then why are you asking me about baking?"

He glared at the other, shadow giving him an innocent smile... Well attempted to.

"I'm saying if you did bake, what would you bake K.K?"

" nothing."

"Why?"

"Because he isn't you?"

"But he is allowing us to stay here... And it's his... Birthday? I'm not really sure. He calls it something else and the other two call it birthday."

Shadow rolls his eyes and makes his way to the chair next to Violet. "Who cares? Make him one of those box cakes?"

"A box cake?"

"Yeah! Like those Betty Crocker cakes!"

Violet tilts his head in a thinking manor before nodding his head. "You're right! Besides, it will be far less expensive and easier. "

Shadow smirks and pulls the other into his lap. " aren't I a genius?"

"Yes..." He giggles and leans back into the other, "the greatest."

Now, meanwhile at the store, everyone is looking for a good birthday gift. Red is working with blue and green is working with Jessica and Sierra.

Red and blue were wondering around in the food isle when they received a text from Violet asking for green velvet cake mix. They had no idea that existed but they found it in the Betty Crocker section of the store and quickly purchased it, all the while, blue running from a clingy Red.

"Stop it Red!'

"But your my hero!"

Sierra, Jessica, and Green all found a really awesome poster for K.K, an American horror story poster, along with a Assassins creed poster.

The five then met up and proceeded to check out.

"Oh god, it's like forty something dollars..."

"We can take it out of his rent!"

"Good idea."

"Let's make him  pay ten dollars more."

"Okay..."

"Let's not."

"Let's just not buy anything for the creep."

"Be nice blue"

"Bite me."

"don't bite my hero!!!"

"Don't touch me Red."

"Okay... Sorry"

They then carried everything to the car and drove home, fighting the entire time while Jessica and Sierra listened to phantom of the opera.

When they got home everyone helped wrap the gifts, even though they already were, and then baked the cake.

Just then, K.K came home.

"Hey guys-"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

"..."

"What?"

"It's not even the twenty ninth of September yet."

"HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY"

"I celebrate wriggling days"

"JUST LOOK AT THE DAMN CAKE"

K.k walked up to the cake and studied it.

"What is it?"

"Betty Crocker green velvet" Violet replied.

K.K stared at the cake before picking it up and throwing it out the window.

"BETTY CROCKER IS EVIL"

The fucking End .-.