Four Links Mean Four Times The Trouble

The First Day in Earth.

"I am speechles." Green mutters looking around and studyieng his souroundings. "No, actually you just spoke" Violet replied, working on winning the smart ass award as always.

Red glanced hear and there before taking out a set of crayons and peice of parchment and doodoling on it. Nobody even glanced his was as they all began to argue.

"Well if green hadnt eaten that FUCKING PUMPKIN we wouldnt be here right now, now would we huh" Blue claimed. He was being held back by Deity who also looked like he wanted to kill Green.

"Oh? So this is my fault?" Green exclaimed getting into Blues face.

"Guys just cal-" "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK VIOLET! GO HAVE EXTREM BUTT SEX WITH DARKIE BECAUSE YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE!" Blue screached.

Violet took a deep breath and sat next to a freaked out darkness and began patting his head.

"Hey! Green!" Red exclaimed giggiling.

The fighting stopped for those few seconds for Link to look at the scribbled up mass on the parchment. It looked like a drawing done by Mido whom was a awful artist.

"What is that... suppose to be?" He asked. Green found the art mildly disturbing. "You dont like it?" Red asked, his bottom lip began to quiver and his eyes became teary.

"Its.... Uniqe." Green claimed." In reality he wants to gouge his eyes out." Blue mutterd with a snort.

"Its... Ih-ih-ts a... a... mah-mah...map...." Red exclaimed. He began walling and he threw himself on the ground sobbing. Green looked down in shame and leaned down to sooth Red. "There there. Its Okay Red... Just remember- " "Whhhaaaaaaaaaa, Nobody likes me! I should just go and die in a hole!" Red screached.

"Oh Hylia! Just shut up! You sound like a dieing banshe" Blue shouted. You could hardly hear him over the wailling Red. "Shut it you Crab. Your making it worse." Green growled while picking up Red and cuddiling him into his chest. Red continued to wimper and Green continued petting and soothing him.

"Werever we are its definetly not Hyrule anymore." Violet stated matter of factly. "Oh who cares about that!" Dark exclaimed putting one arm around Violets shoulder. "Think of it as our honey moon" Dark wisperd into Violets ear before bitting it. Violet jumped up and pushed Dark away, a blush creeping up on his face.

"Hey, lets go into that house. Maybe someone will help us!" Green said while still holding Red who somehow fell asleep.

The adventurers walked up to the house and entered without knocking. Inside the home the obviose theme was Red and gold. The wallpaper was Red with maroon flourall desighns. The bottom half was wooden pannals. The furnature consisted of overly stuffed couch coushins and hickery wood chairs all of wich were red or maroon. The chandalliers and window curtend were all gold, embrioded with more floural prints.

Green found a bedroom with the Red and Gold theme still present. He genntly placed Red in bed before kissing his cheek and tucking him in.

"Hey! Who do you think lives in this shit hole?" Blue mutterd turning on the electrical firleplace by accident when he was messing with light switch "HOLLY FUCK!" Blue screached jumping back into Deity's arms.

Everyone staired at the flickering fire in aw. "How did you do that!" Green exclaimed leaning in closer to the fire. "It seems to be ran be electricity." Violet said while holding up a book called "Earth for Geniuses".

"Whats electricity?" Blue asked, jumping out of Deity's arms.

"Its something that controls light, heat, and anything else that uses it."

"Oh who cares about that. Lets just cuddle by the fire!" Dark sang pulling Violet down to the ground on top of him. Violet sat in Darks lap while he nuzzled into him. Dark of course enjoyed every microscopic secound of being with Violet, and Violet did so as well with Dark.

Blue began to wounder around the house looking for more cool things like himself when he stumbeld apon a huge,warm, and metal box. At the bottom of the box rested two racks and a little curvey round bar with a hint of red to it. Above the box were round nobs with numbers on it. Looking around he also took note he was in a kitchen. "Hey Diety! Check this out this peice of crap i found!" He yelled. It wasnt that much of a exciting object aparently.

Green found the back yard and with it, a big round bouncy object held by metal bars. He began to jump on the object for just a bit.

For two hours the Links bounced around and explored the home of a unkown owner. They also ate them out of house and home as one might say because by the time Red wakes up, grogily as ever, theres nothing for the sleepy "elf" to eat.

"Im hungry..." Red wimperd for the fifth time that afternoon.

"Shut. Up" Blue mutters while digging his nose into the crook of Deitys neck.

"Hey, me and Dark can go look for a shop, okay Red?" Violet says with his pockerface.

"Sure. That would be good." Green says, answering for a wimpering Red.

With that reply, Violet nodded, took Dark by the hand, and together they left out the door.

Once they were gone, It was just Blue,Red,Green, and Feirce Deity. Blue finaly fell asleep in Deitys arms so he took him into a empty room. Red and Green countinued sitting next to each other, one blushing while the other, yawned.

"So Red.... Im sorry about the whole... map ordeal... i was just super stressed." Green reveals while looking down at Red. "Oh its fine... As long as nobbody throws a punch its okay" Red exclaimed. You, as the reader probably cant think of anything other than his Kawaiiness.

When Violet and Dark return about a hour later with (most likely) stolen house goods the find Red fast asleep once again, but this time in a snoozing Greens arms.

This signals the end of the day to them so they quickly put the food away and go do whatever...they usualy do which most likey involves handcuffs.

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Heya! So how was it? Dont be affraid to comment about how amazing i (Green) am.

Anyways, i would like to say sorry about not updating enough due to how crazy the weeks were. So the christmas special will be a lil late.

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