Four Links Mean Four Times The Trouble

experiencing fast food

It was a new day for the humans and hylians, everyone, on a typical day, waking up at around noon, except kk who happened to wake up at six everyday and stay up until midnight, and they all awoke slowly to the close to noon sun shining through their semi clean windows, except kk once again whos been up for hours by now catching up on homestuck and nightvale.

When the four, excuse me, five heros awoke that day no food of any sort filled their nostrils. instead they awoke to bickering about what and where had better food.

Green was still a little groggy when he woke up but was pretty sure he had no clue what "starbucks" and "mcdonalds" were or even "that salad place down the road" He looked over and saw that Red was still sleeping soundly curled up into his side, practically purring in his sleep as Green slowly petted his hair. He chuckled and decided to roll out of bed, sadly.

Blue link, who was curled up soundly with a really creepy fierce deity watching him, awoke slowly, cursing and stretching his limbs, turned over and glared at the white link. "What are you looking at freak?" When he didnt respond Blue growled lowly and crawled out of bed, eyes narrowed at the watching taller link.

Violet and Shadow on the other hand were curled asleep, Shadows hand placed and Violets rump, as they cuddled and dreamed of one another in their sleep-

GET REAL

in actuality the two were sleeping together but their dreams consisted of totally different things. Violet dreamed about magic and unicorns while shadow dreamed about banging that ass. Honestly, what is wrong with these two?

Green made his way to the kitchen, an eyebrow raised at the scene before him, KK was standing on the table screeching and cursing a lot, Jessica rolling her eyes and calling kk a child while saying that he was gross for eating raw burgers, and Seirra was recording it, her mind still set on sonic because .50 corndogs!

"uhm guys could yall calm down?" Green asked, frustration laced in his voice.

"AB CONVERSATION C YOUR WAY OUT OF IT FUCKASS" kk shouted from the table.

okaaay then

"Maybe settle the dispute over a duel?" Green offered in attempt to get them out

"ALRIGHT LETS STRIFE THIS OUT!"

"nooo ky-"

He pulled out a balloon sword from out of nowhere and began whacking everyone with it...

The others came in soon after, attracted to the racket, and Blue imedietly started yelling, "COULD YOU MAYBE STOP? YOURE BEING IMMATURE FOR FUCKS SAKE"

"YOUR FACE IS IMMATURE" soon kk was a laughing and giggling mess for no reason, Blue rolled his eyes and glanced at Jes. "Whats for lunch?"

"We dont know, we cant decide on the fast food place to go.." she muttered sadly.

"Well, maybe we can go to all of them?"

"Whhatt ARE YOU JOKING? DO WE LOOK LIKE MILLIONARES TO YOU?" He jumped off the table and tripped, face planting into the floor. He then jumped up and hissed silently in pain.

Sierra facepalmed and Jessica slapped Ky gently. "Shut up stupid."

"Lets just go to WENDYS because im boycotting burgerking."

"I- why?"

"Because i went and they only had chicken patties, they were out of burgers."

Jessica looked down and sighed, patting his back, "okay... okay stupid."

They couldn't get Ky to change his mind on the whole fast food thing so They ended up going to wendys.

Somehow, Kyler was magically in cosplay as Undyne THE UNDYING and the other two groaned.

Green was hella confused on these humans and wondered if it was safe to be with any of them. Red was scared of Ky for magically turning into a blue fish girl in a matter of seconds, and Blue was silently stabbing Green in the arm with his finger. Violet was sitting across their laps reading a very steamy romance novel between a princess and an outcast.

"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"How about now?"

"Kyler i swear i will beat the homestuck out of you"

"Greeen my moirail is being mean to me!"

"Uhm... oh?"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A MOIRAIL"

"Blue"

"What?"

"Im calling you Karkat from now on."

"WHO THE FUCK IS KARKAT?"

"YOU"

"ShuT UP IM TRYING TO DRIVE."

The car was silent as Jessika drove up into the drive the drive through of wendys. Everyone ordered except the hylians.

"Hmmmm okay, what should we get?" Green asked mostly to himself.

"I want a kids meal." Red chirped, pointing at the toys.

"Of course you do."

"I dont eat unless its knowledge."

"Youre an idiot violet."

"Blue, quit being a douche."

"Fight me"

They ordered their food and went to a park and got out to eat when SUDDENLY

A REALLY CREEPY GUY POPPED UP AND LICKED HIS LIPS AND IT WAS....

TO BE CONTINUED