Epilogue: What the Hell is Come and Get It?

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Dick, Jason, and Damian pulled up to their landing strip.

"Finally, we can leave this wretched place," Jason said, carrying a suitcase in one hand and a duffel bag slung over his shoulder.

"Back in the cave before we left, you were so gung-ho on going to Miami," Dick pointed out, raising an eyebrow.

"That was when I thought it was going to be fun," Jason groused.  "The only time we even came close to a club was when we caught Scarecrow in the Raven."

"You didn't have fun?"

Jason swiveled to face Damian, emerald eyes narrowed.  "No, I did not.  I was going to Miami, for God's sake.  I thought it was going to be drinks and clubs and lingerie and women and cars and-"

"And all that illegal stuff," Dick finished for him.

Jason glared at him, unamused.  "Fun," he clarified grouchily.  "Which I did not have."

They settled into their leather seats on Bruce's private jet, arranging themselves for maximum comfort.  "I didn't go to a single club in three weeks," Jason complained, taking out his iPod and turning it on.

"You could always go now," Dick offered.

"No, thank you," Jason snorted.  "I am so sick of this city, you have no idea."

"Too bad," Damian said offhandedly.  "What are you listening to right now?"

"Nothing yet," Jason muttered, scrolling through playlists.  "I think some....hmmm...classic rock sounds good right now."

He hit the playlist and awaited Led Zeppelin's voice to take him away from this wretched city.  A second later, his eyes flew open, revealing furious green slits.

He wrenched out his ear buds, a disgusted look on his face.  Dick watched in alarm while Damian merely smirked smugly.

"When you're ready, come and get it," the ear buds sang from the ground.  "Na, na, na..."

"Who messed with my rock?" Jason shouted.  "Damian!"

"What?  Come and Get It not your style?"

"This is utter bullsh-"

"Hey, watch it," Dick warned.  "Damian."

"Yes."

"What the hell is Come and Get It?"

"It's the newest single from Selena Gomez," Damian replied innocently.  "I thought you might like it."

"You little..."

They traded insults for a time while Dick sat back down and took a long needed nap.

A/N: Don't forget to read the sequel!

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