Percy Jackson Headcanons and Oneshots

Boasting | Oneshot

"Jason, how did you get back your memory?" Percy asked him, out of the blue.

"Ummm...I started boasting about my achievements." Jason answered.

"OOH I WANNA TRY THAT!"

"Percy, you already have your memory." Jason frowned.

"Yeah let's pretend I didn't. And let's see if I get it back." Percy explained.

"That made no sense."

"Whatever. So what have I done? I got back Zeus's lighting bolt thing. Which, by the way, looks nothing like tinfoil. And I also got back Hades's helm. And then I battled Ares like a boss and won. MUAHAHA. Anyway then I saved my bro Grover from getting married to Polyphemus. And then Clarisse almost got married and Tyson saved us and I didn't turn into a Percy pizza. But I would have tasted pretty good because of all this sass. And then we got the Fleece and then we ran into Luke and we battled and Clarisse ran off with the Fleece and she got to camp and Lukie Pookie failed. The Party Ponies taught Tyson how to operate a paintball and yeah. Then Annabeth was gone and she held up the sky for like a whole day and Zoë died. And then we found Bessie and I ran into Rachel and she saved me. Um, then I defeated a bunch of bad guys and saved Annie. Hm, Bianca was kird and Nico got mad and he went to get revenge on me and then changed his mind. I met Calypso but I left because Annabeth. She kissed me and blah blah blah-" Percy continued his rambling.

"Annabeth! Can you please come kiss him or something?" Jason whispered.

Annabeth sighed but went over and kissed Percy.

Percy stopped his monologue and kissed her back.

Jason took this opportunity to sneak out.

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SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED IN LIKE SIX DAYS

I was working on Erased and school started so I was loaded from homework as well.

Well that's all I have to say so HASTA LA VISTA