HELLO ALL YOU TRI-MS.
MUGGLES
MUNDANES
MORTALS
AKA TRI-M.
AND THE RARE WIZARDS, WITCHES, DEMIGODS AND SUCH.
WANT TO KNOW HOW APOLLO GOT TURNED HUMAN? WELL, HERE ARE MY THEORIES ON WHY. DEDICATED TO THE WINNER...
DRUMROLL PLEASE
*confetti*
LEO VALDEZ
okay I'm kidding...
IT'S...
Katniss_Peeta4life BECAUSE SHE REFUSES TO ACCEPT ME AS HER NIECE OR DAUGHTER AND THAT REMINDS ME THAT ZEUS IS A BIG MEANIE PARENT TOO.
I think I may have scared you away with my random all capital letters and whatever else I may have done XD
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"APOLLO!" Zeus screamed.
"SHUT UP, DAD!" Apollo screamed back.
"WHY ARE WE EVEN SCREAMING? I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!" Zeus yelled.
"I have no idea."
"Apollo, I realized, you never got your given credit for all of this Gaea work..." Zeus pondered thoughtfully, stroking his chin.
"NEW CAR? And uh, Dad, you don't have a beard." Apollo began to smile. Now he could brag about this to Artemis.
Zeus closed his eyes in deep concentration. Oh magic beard, APPEAR ON MY FACE.
"Dad? Why do you look constipated?" Apollo cracked up. Not wanting to miss an opportunity to make fun of Zeus, he pulled out his phone and snapped a picture.
"What was that sound?" Zeus asked, eyes still shut because his stupid beard hadn't grown on yet.
"Oh. That's...my sneezing. Did I mention I'm allergic to magic beards?" Apollo improvised.
"That's weird. Even for a god."
"Now, what were you saying about whatever? Like, new car and helping with the Gaea issue and stuff?" Apollo changed the subject, desperate to get that awesome car.
"Oh. Well, I'm turning you human because being allergic to magic beards is weird."
"WHAT?"
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Percy Jackson Headcanons and Oneshots
FanfictionJust my collection of headcanons and oneshots about all your favorite PJO/HoO characters! (Possibly ones you hate, too) I take requests! *this book is in severe editing mode because lots of this was written when I was a bit younger and I now realize...
