Just my collection of headcanons and oneshots about all your favorite PJO/HoO characters! (Possibly ones you hate, too)
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*this book is in severe editing mode because lots of this was written when I was a bit younger and I now realize...
Thanks to all of you wonderful people who have gotten me to almost 300k reads!!!! I'm so happy and I can't believe this book has gotten so far in an year :)
If you've been reading my fanfiction, Erased, thank you :) it makes me very happy. As a thank you, here's a oneshot on another cliché; y'all seem to enjoy making fun of them and I enjoy writing them :)
Also, I've made a new cover for this book, tell me what you think ^_^
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Lastly, I would like you to kill any guy you meet in real life that acts like the guy in this chapter.
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I hate Percy Jackson. He ruined my life.
My name is Reece Breyer The Hot Guy, and I'm so totally hot. Like, I have an eight pack of Coke, and all the girls fall at my feet because they all want to date me. Am I awesome? Totally.
I go to Goode High School because that's the only school that exists in all of New York and I'm on the swim team there because that's the only sport I'm allowed to do in this cliché because the author isn't creative.
So one day, I woke up, did whatever guys do in the morning, and went to my first period, which was Ancient Greek because apparently everyone has to know it in life even though I think it's useless.
The only reason I don't drop out is because of Annabeth Jackson. She's super hot but she has no interest in me. I flirt with her every day, during the entire class period, but she still refuses to date me. I'm going to date her and then dump her, being the player I am.
Anyway, I walked to class and sat down in my usual spot next to Annabeth.
"Hey Annie, how about you and me, at the movies tonight?" I winked at her, hoping maybe THIS time, she would say yes.
Obviously she didn't.
Just then, the bell rang and class started and I zoned out for a full two seconds when the teacher said, "We have a new student today, his name is Percy Jackson. Percy, would you like to tell us about yourself?"
Percy looked annoyed but he answered, "Well, I was at a camp for a few months, and before that, I went to Goode, so I'm not really new."
He looked for a place to sit and because this is a cliché, the only other spot was on the other side of Annabeth. He grinned at her and she gave him the biggest smile in the history of the world.
O. M. G. That bish didn't just smile at my girlfriend! I was going to fight him after class.
Wait, they had the same last name. They must be related.
