All the news part 1

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At Middleton high school

Kim opens her locker as she sees paper coming out of her printer

Ron:don't touch that no offense Kp but that very sensitive material

Yn:bro it's just your article for the news you told me about for your school news paper club

Kim:really

Ron:it's a story I'm writing for the school new paper hard hitting stuff

Kim:your not on the paper ron they keep Turing you done no offense

Yn:yeah man no offense but the stuff you write for the news is kinda makes no sense or they don't understand what you mean for that certain thing

Ron:this is going to turn them around it's an edgy expose I call

In the news paper club

News paper boss:math you'll never actually use it in the real world

Ron:I'm already working on a follow up piece about semi colons

News paper boss:ron you're giving me nothing here stoppable where's the edge the angle do you want to get on the paper

Ron and Rufus nod

News paper boss:write a story that makes me care

Ron:I'll do it I'm a born reporter I can smell a story a mile away...maybe Kim or Yn has a idea

In the football field Yn was watching the cheerleaders practice there cheer onto the field

Kim:good one you guys take five

Ron:help me out Kp and Yn I need an angle

Kim:why ask me you're the born reporter

Ron:Yn help me out

Yn:okay I'll help

Ron:awesome

Brick tries to talk to Kim but it was super awkward don't know why but it made Yn feel uncomfortable that Kim talking to brick

At Kim house

As there was a new show on a extreme teen it was a blonde woman and her name was adrena Lynn

Yn:ron I thought we came here to Kim place so you could interview me

Jim and Tim try to do the same stunt like adrena Lynn as the put stakes on there heads and head to the zoo

Ron:aren't you gonna stop them

Kim:nah the zoo locked this time of night

Yn:let get this interview over with

Ron turns on his recorder

Ron:so what's it like to be you Yn

Yn:well being me is fine besides from turning into aliens from the watch I have on my wrist and saving people and defeating the bad guys here and there

Ron:I see anyone special in your life

Yn:well ron as a man with rizz the ladies come after me like i was a piece of meat on a cooked grill slathered with seasonings and bbq sauce

Ron:must be crazy getting all these chicks on you like that

Yn:Im like Batman I have a roster

Kim:oh really what's your roster Yn

Kim glares at Yn

Yn:well there's you Kim,shego obviously,Monique gotta love chocolate woman,lastly bonnie I put her last because her popularity bs getting on my nerves I hope she gets out of it like I said hope I'm not asking for miracles

Kim:okay then carry on

Kim mind:he put me first on his roster yes in your face

Ron:but besides that you could be famous and popular with that watch why not use it for that

Yn:being popular and famous is for the birds I don't want fame or popularity it's not going to do anything for me if I show off besides I like being a hero and saving people because everyone needs a hero if not me then the police,doctors,nurses,teachers,anyone can be a hero just have to know what your doing and how your helping others

In adrena Lynn van

Lynn:ratings are up merchandise sales are up

Camera guy:copycat incidents are up too

Lynn:it means they're watching not my fault if the little dweebs aren't careful

Camera guy:maybe they get that you fake your stunts

Lynn:whatever the point is if we're going to stay on top the next stunt going to be bigger more extreme

Camera guy:like what ?

Lynn:I'm thinking bungee freaky!!

(Fun fact this is the only episode of adrena Lynn ever showing up in Kim possible because I looked and there's no other seasons where she shows up)

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