A Hale of a Teacher

Chapter Twenty Four

Stiles P.O.V
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The girl leaped from the ground and latched onto me, "You disturbed my sleep first, so you get to die first."

She bared her fangs at me, "I haven't tried werewolf blood..."

She dug her fangs into my neck, "OKAY NOPE. HELP."

Claire's fox aura began to shine purple around her, she shot a burst of air at her.

"Okay. Ow? That was rude. You guys are really not that nice." She said.

"Says the girl who just tried to eat me!" I yelled.

She pouted, "I did not. I was simply trying to drain your blood."

"So who are you anyway?" Claire asked annoyed.

"I'm Paige. I'm sixteen. Technically one hundred and thirteen. I'm from Florida... uh I like blood... long walks on the beach... and I'm currently single." She winked at Derek.

"This isn't an online dating site." Isaac mumbled under his breath.

Derek smiled at her, "That's adorable," he advanced towards her, "Absolutely great. I think you and I should hook up maybe tomorrow," he was right in front of her, he looked down at her and made eye contact.

I face palmed, "Derek, you're not supposed to serenade the bad guys."

But Paige was transfixed on Derek, "Really?"

"No," Derek took the advantage of surprise and changed to werewolf form
and bit her.

She collapsed.

"That was easy," Derek smiled.

I turned around, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? Every time someone says that something bad happens!"

"True," Andy said hopping down from a nearby tree.

"Oops," Derek mumbled shamelessly.

Andy paced around us, "I see you've killed my kitten," He stated, lightly kicking her body.

"Kitten?" I laughed.

"Yes, kitten was her nickname," Andy said with a bothered look, "She was a good little kitten."

"But really why kitten?" I asked.

"Because..." Andy said pausing to think, "... because why not?"

"Umm I don't think you mean 'was her nickname' I think you meant is," Tori pointed out as Paige started to get up.

She shook her head, dazed and somewhat confused, "Umm, what the hell? Why did you bite me?" Paige asked annoyed.

"Well first of all, it was self defense," Derek growled, "and second of all, why the hell didn't you tell us you were working with Andy?"

"You never asked."

"Ugh," Derek muttered, "Girls."

"Is the Big Bad Wolf sexually frustrated?" Paige mocked.

"I will rip your throat out... with my teeth," Derek snarled.

"Woof, woof, Wolf Boy, Don't get your tail in a twist."

Derek sighed angrily, "I DONT HAVE A TAIL, STUPID!"

"Bite me, Sourwolf... Oh wait. You already did," She narrowed her eyes, hissing.

"Umm Hellooooooo," Andy exaggerated, "Do you not realize I still have your friend?" He asked impatiently.

"Okay, can you stop calling him our friend? He is a girlfriend stealer," I mumbled grumpily.

"Okay, SERIOUSLY? THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION!" Tori and Claire yelled in unison.

"Fine... Oh no, where have you taken our dear friend, Emerick? We are so very concerned, please just tell us where he is?" I said sarcastically. "Better?"

"If you're not worried, why don't I just kill him now," Andy smirked.

"Because you're not killing our friend," Claire said emphasizing the word friend while glaring at Isaac and I.

"It's not our fault he's a stupid raccoon boy," I inveighed.

"Alright! Alright. Just tell us where he is or we kill you," Isaac put simply.

"Aww man," Andy muttered mockingly, "You're going to kill me again?"

"Well, its not like you have an army of blood suckers to help you," I pointed out.

"Well... Actually..." Paige smirked.

Andy gave us a crooked smile, "Paige, my queen... would you like to call them?"

"Oh yes," She laughed, "Boys, snack time!"

Out of the trees, came dozens of sickly, pale teens, who looked as if they were all still stuck in their goth faze.

Claire sighed, "How come like all vampires are goth?"

Paige frowned, "Excuse me? I am not goth."

"Fine. Most vampires."

Andy glanced at Claire, "I'm not goth."

"You're wearing black skinny jeans..." Tori pointed out.

"So?"

"Wanna bet...? hmm I am so glad My Chemical Romance broke up," Tori said making eye contact with Andy.

Paige face palmed, "You are so dead."

"EXCUSE ME, YOU ARE A CRUEL PERSON," Andy hissed, "THEY WERE A GOOD BAND."

A few vampires started shouting in agreement.

"KILL THE MCR HATER!" One shouted from the crowd.

I growled, "Five against like fifty? Lovely."

Derek mumbled, "Yay."

Claire's aura began to glow, then Tori's.

"Its lit," Tori laughed, "Get it? Because I'm a fire kitsune? No alright...."

Claire started laughing, "Ha good one."

"I don't get it." Derek mumbled.

I smiled, "That's because you're old."

"Shut up and fight me," Andy hissed.

Isaac cracked his knuckles, "Let's get this over with," Isaac smirked.