niall:
cute irish fast food worker who keeps getting fired because he eats all the food
zayn:
in jail with the name 'rainbow' because of his constant changes in hair colour, also besties with Michael clifford
liam:
happily settled down with a wife and two kids, looking back on his old days and reflecting on his new
Harry:
long haired creeper who lives in a tree eating pine-cones and yodeling at small chirldren
