SO LIKE MY LIL CUZ CAME OVER AND ASKED FOR CHIPS
AND I SAID NO
(she's 12)
"Look in the name of Niall Horan I want chips"
(we are currently in the UK [i live in h.c cheshire aka where harry was born] and yeah chips= french fries? is that what Americans say? I'm too british for this shit)
so what happened was i said no again and she said "I AM A JUNIOR IN MIDDLE SCHOOL I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH NIALL HORAN'S ALL GOOD AND MIGHTY PENIS"
My mum walked in and said "Niall's penis would destroy you, isabelle."
I laughed and said "I'm a senior in high school and I am seven steps closer to getting ashton irwin penis than you are to passing math class"
"WHAT HOW" she asked and i showed her our dm's and videos of when we met all those time and she shut up for a min and said
"Tell him to hit me up with niall's number thanks"
I AM LIKE BASICLLY ASHTONS FRIEND BC HE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP ONCE WHEN I CAPS LOCKED HIM TALKING ABOUT, OK HOLD ON IMMA QOUTE IT
Me: ASHToN YOU ARE IN THE U.K AND ITS SNOWING AND YOU HAVE HOLES IN YOUR SHIRT
Me: YOU ARE GOING TO FREEZE AND DIE
Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Me: DO YOU NEED CLOTHES
Ashton: OMG ANGELINE CAN YOU SHUT UP I'LL BE FINE
Me: Australian fuckfart
Ashton: British I CAN'T SWEAR HERE LMAO
Me: you failed BC LMAO AND SHUT UP
Ashton: AHHHHH
Me: FGHJBHCFG LOSER
Ashton: LEAVE ME ALONE LOL
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SDFGHJKLKJHGFDESDFGHJJUYTFVBNJKIUYTFGBJI IF I HAD MY PHONE I WOULD ATTACH IT HERE BUT I CANT D:
UP ALL NIGHT IS PLAYING AND I WANNA CRY SO BAD
anyways so r u friends with ur fav?
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