HISTORY TEACHER

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Alaric Saltzman updated his status: History teacher by day, vampire hunter by night.

Elena: GuYZ! sTAy AWaY froM HiM!¡

Alaric: I wish I was an English teacher to help you with your grammar.

Stefan: ^^^

Elena: DAMON AND STEFAN ARE VAMPIRES!!

Stefan: Hey what's up!!!

Damon: Yo D-DAWG in the hizzle

Alaric: .......

Damon: Yea sorry I got carried away.

Alaric: Stupid vampires I'm going to kill ALL of you!!!

Stefan: Oh that's cool¡!¡!

Damon: Swag money

Alaric: Yea good luck.

Damon: Hey before you kill us want to come and be my drinking buddy for 3+ seasons

Alaric: Yea that would be cool.

Alaric Saltzman is now Damon Salvawhore's "Drinking buddy"

Damon: That's more like it.

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