Hi there, what's your name? I see you're interested in my story, well you can call me Awkward, it's not my actual name but it's what everyone calls me. Most of the time it feels like my life is one long series of awkward situations. I wish I were joking or exaggerating, but I’m not – I haven’t quite gotten a handle on acting social without being incredibly awkward at the same time. Truth is that I'm the most awkward person in my town, maybe even my country! Everything about me screams awkward, my untameable hair, the pimples that seem to scatter my face more than the freckles do, my boobs which are legitimately 4 sizes smaller than every single girl in my school and most of all the way that I resemble a toothpick. Did I mention the fact that my entire head was covered in metal from my first day of highschool, that's right full headgear braces!
