The Geek The Freak The Slut The Bitch

Ally The Geek

High school. The hell us teenagers have to indoor. They say it prepares us for real life both academically and socially. I sure as hell hope they are wrong because if the real world is filled with meat head jocks, gross weirdos, stuck up bitches, and horny sluts I think I'll be killing myself.

But yes the first day of junior year. I walked into the doors hoping maybe somethings would change this year. I was wrong. The same people stood at there lockers talking about how amazing there break was. With all the conversations I thought about my own summer break. Staying in all day and playing video games, eating a couple extra bag of chips too many. Does my life suck if i didn't go somewhere great like Hawaii or Iceland?

I trudged to my locker which was directly in front of the boys bathroom. Lucky me, I get to smell musty boys going through puberty after they did god knows what in the bathroom. I unsnapped my bag and pulled out the paper with my classes and locker number on it. I double checked if this was real and I went to the right number. Alas it was and I swung it open and was greeted by a most unpleasant smell. It smelled like someone left a egg sandwich in there for years.

I closed the locker and leaned against it. I looked down at the sheet of paper that had my schedule on it. I had all advanced classes. It wouldn't be to hard but i was disappointed because it would interfere with my video game time. First thing was History.

After walking down the hall I searched around for anyone I knew or even anyone who was new. I didn't have many friends, only one that I still talked to and Drew and I are inseparable Drew was my tall skinny best friend. He was just like me in every way aside from the height and the private areas.

I finally arrived in History and scanned the room. It didn't take me long to see a hunched over guy with his head buried in his elbows. The long hunched back, the shaggy brown hair there was no mistaking him. I sneaked to the back and tickled his sides. He let out a yelp that made the whole class stare. I sunk into my seat. He whispers to me when the attention seemed to fade. 

"Would have been more funny if I was expecting it ,huh?" I giggled but hated myself for it. Anytime I tried to do something spontaneous or different it blew up in my face.  

"So far this year is awesome" I mumbled sarcastically.