Growing Up With Gay Parents

Ch. 2

  I walked into Josh's house and slammed the door. He walked into the hallway and rose an eyebrow at me as I clenched my jaw, my face still red from earlier.

"What crawled up your ass and died?" He asked me. I gave him a weird look and he shrugged his shoulders.

"My parents are so fucking embarrassing. And I'm not just talking about to embarrass me, they embarrass themselves all the time with their friends, like, I feel bad for Cal and Ash's wives all the time." I said. Josh chuckled and shrugged his shoulders again.

"So do I get a hug and a kiss or not?" He asked as he opened his arms up. I sighed and walked into them, laying my head on his chest. "What did they do this time?"

"Luke was playing the paranoid mother and Michael was playing the perverted, annoying dad." I said. He started laughing and I smiled.

"Which is weird because Luke so tops." He said. I pulled away and gave him a disgusted look. "What? It's true. Anybody could see that."

"I know but it's still gross, their my parents." I said. He smiled and pecked my lips before letting go of me and walking into the kitchen and sitting in a chair. I followed behind and leaned against the counter. "But anyways, they were arguing over something Michael did, like they always do, and I told them I was leaving and Luke started asking me where I was going and who I was going to be with and I said here and then they asked if we were fucking and Luke said he wanted to meet you."

"Meet me?" He asked, looking at me weird. "He already has, like a million times."

"He said he wants to meet you as my 'love interest' not as my friend." I said, rolling my eyes. "I don't know, weird shit goes through his head. But Michael asked if we had had sex at my house because you've stayed the night before."

"What did you say?" He asked through laughter.

"I didn't get the chance to say anything because Michael was like 'Luke, me and you had sex at our parents houses while they were there before' or something along those lines and I just walked out. Well as I started my car, something hit the windshield. Guess what it was."

"A condom." Josh said. I nodded once.

"A condom." I repeated. "Then Michael yelled 'Use protection! I don't want you getting any diseases in your butthole' while conveniently, the whole neighborhood was outside watching." He started laughing again.

"I like how they just know you're a bottom." He said, still laughing. I gave him a nice glare but he still continued to laugh. "It's not that bad. I'm sure Luke took it up the ass at some point in his and Mikey's relationship. He had to have."

"Again. Gross." I said, fake gagging. He calmed down and smiled at me.

"I'm sorry. I'll stop." He said. "But your dad's are highly attractive, especially for how old they are. It's hard not to think about stuff like that."

"You're an ass." I said with a laugh.

"You are what you eat." He said, making my face go red. I glared over at him. "Oh please, you love it."
***

"No Michael!" Luke yelled as me and Josh walked in the house. I sighed and rolled my eyes, hearing Josh chuckle from behind me.

"But why not? We used to do it all the time!"

"Ya, when we were 19. I'm forty-three fucking years old Michael!" Luke yelled. "I don't have the energy for that anymore!"

"I'm forty-four and you don't see me complaining." Michael said. We walked into the kitchen and they were standing at opposite sides just staring at each other.

"We get it, you're both old now quit screaming." I said. They both looked over at me and then there eyes landed on Josh and I saw Michael smirk.

"Hello Ryan and Ryan's boyfriend. Get a nice fuck in?" He asked. Luke picked up a banana and threw it at Michael, making him laugh.

"You guys are so fucking embarrassing." I muttered and walked out of the kitchen, up to my room with Josh following behind me.