Growing Up With Gay Parents

Ch. 8

  "How do you still eat so much?" I asked Luke. He looked up at me with his mouth full and shrugged his shoulders before swallowing.

"I don't know. I've always eaten a lot, I guess it just never stopped." He said, shoving more of his Bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddle in his mouth.

"Lucky you. I'm getting fat." Michael said with a snort. Luke looked over at him and furrowed before looking Michael up and down. He swallowed again.

"I think you're perfect now and always have been so shut up." Luke said. I gagged and Josh laughed as Michael smiled at Luke and turned to peck his lips. "Hmm... Save it for later baby."

"Ok. you guys are disgusting."

"How do you think we made you?" Luke asked me. I gave him a horrified look. "I'm just kidding, you were definitely adopted. I picked you out myself." Josh started laughing, making him choke on his food. I groaned and patted his back for him until he stopped.

"That was the funniest thing that has ever come out of your mouth." Josh said to Luke. Luke smirked and shrugged his shoulders in return.

"Wait a minute. Michael, you didn't want me?" I asked. He started choking on his food as well, shaking his head and waving his hands around. Josh started laughing again as he finally got it all swallowed.

"Hmm... Well." He said and coughed a little bit. Luke smiled over at him before rolling his eyes. "It wasn't like that. Me and Luke kind of split up and played with kids separately and he ended up being with you. So technically he did pick you out, but when I saw you I knew you were ours."

"You didn't have any friends." Luke said. I looked over at him. "And you reminded me of me and the boys so I was like, instantly drawn to you."

"You and the boys?" Josh asked. "You guys have loads of friends."

"Well when we were in school we didn't. We pretty much had each other and that was it. But me and Michael hated each other for a year so..." Luke said. Josh gave him a weird look. "Have you not heard the story or seen any interviews or anything?"

"No." Josh said. "I mean, Ryan told me you guys weren't friends in school, but I didn't know that he meant you guys hated each other."

"I pretty much wanted to kill him." They said at the same time. Josh looked between them, making them laugh.

"You should watch some of our interviews. They're actually pretty funny with how stupid we were so I think you'd enjoy that." Michael said. Josh smiled and shrugged.

"I will probably force Ryan to watch them with me." He said.

"I've already seen all of them!" I whined, throwing my head back. Josh looked over at me and rose an eyebrow.

"You're gonna fucking watch them with me."

"Did you just swear at me?" I asked, giving him a look. His eyes widened a little bit.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, it just kind of slipped." He said, completely serious. Luke and Michael started laughing as Josh's face went red.

"Oh my god!" Luke exclaimed through laughter, beating his hand on the table.

"You are so whipped!" Michael exclaimed, doing the same as Luke.

"I'm glad we brought our food home because we probably would have gotten kicked out of Maccas." I said with a laugh.

"Wouldn't be the first time that happened to us." Luke said, standing up to throw away his trash.

"Have you guys ever been arrested?" Josh asked. Luke turned around and looked at Michael before Josh. He opened his mouth to say something and then closed before doing it again. "I'm going to take that as a yes."

"It was for a stupid reason." Michael reasoned, making me snort.

It the stupid part was Luke." I said. Luke turned and glared at me. "You ran from cops."

"Only because I wasn't the legal drinking age in America yet. Big whoop." He snapped. "I was twenty years old. You have to be twenty one. But guess what? My birthday was in a week and I was having a bad day and wanted to get shit faced." Josh started laughing and Michael rolled his eyes.