1. THE MODEL TRAIN MAN
Down in the basement lurked a shady scoundrel,
And his collection of model train setups, up to nine.
And tied down on one of the tracks were Sam and Daniel,
For they had been captured by the evil Mr. Feinstine.
“I shall run you through with my biggest model train,”
Uttered Mr. Feinstine as he pulled at a handle.
“For sneaking into my mansion on this Halloween!”
And out came a bellowing beast of the size of an F-Scale.
But, Daniel was smart, and with the help of a nail,
He was able to free himself and his friend, Sam, in a flash.
Mr. Feinstine wished not to fail,
But they had escaped from the wannabe Snidely Whiplash.
Mr. Feinstine yelled and twitched in anger, and then,
The model train hit him, and he said, “Curses! Foiled again!”
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Humor: A Collection of Poetry
PoesíaThis collection of poetry explores the theme of humor. “The Model Train Man” “Neighbor War” “9 To 5” “An Ode to Benjamin Franklin” Each are inspired by imagination or stories I’ve made.
