I have come to the conclusion that I should be in the walking dead series, because.....
Netflix is life. Now you may be wondering how Netflix has anything to do with me being in the walking dead. Well, its actually simple...
Netflix is life
My Netflix stopped working
Meaning I'm not living
Which means I'm dead, cuz I'm not alive.
Which I'm a corpse
A walking corpse
Hence I'd be a perfect candidate in the walking dead. :)
Pickup line #5
You know what material this is.
(Grab your shirt)
Boyfriend material
