Bikinis and tampons invented by men.
If you lift a tail of a kangaroo off the ground it can't hop.
Cherophobia is the fear of fun
A flock of crows is known as a murder.
If Pinocchio says "My Noes Will Grow Now", it would cause a paradox.
If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!
The following can be read forward and backwards: Do geese see God?
Hitler's mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.
Facebook, Skype and Twitter are all banned in China.
Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.
Bin Laden's death was announced on 1st May 2011. Hitler's death was announced on 1st May 1945.
The toothpaste 'Colgate' in Spanish translates to 'go hang yourself'.
Pirates wore earrings because they believed it improved their eyesight.
Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."
Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation.
It snowed in the Sahara desert for 30 minutes on the 18th February 1979
The 20th of March is known as SNOWMAN BURNING DAY !
George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the world.
Mel Blanc – the voice of Bugs Bunny – was allergic to carrots.
George W. Bush was once a cheerleader.
In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child 'Buttocks' or 'Prostitute'.
Every year more than 2500 left-handed people are killed from using right-handed products
Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th
Ronald McDonald is "Donald McDonald" in Japan because it makes pronunciation easier for the Japanese. In Singapore he's known as "Uncle McDonald".
The Nazis were the first ever people in modern history to start an anti-smoking and tobacco movement.
Every year in June a bizarre festival takes place in the village of Castrillo de Murcia near Burgos in Spain during which men dress up like the devil and then jump over babies born in the previous twelve months of the year! Known as El Colacho, this strange custom is part of the country-wide Corpus Christi celebrations yet only happens in this small village.
justin Bieber once held up a sign from his hotel room window saying "Go to McDonalds and get me a Big Mac". He got his Big Mac.
In China, 2013, scientists were able to grow a human tooth from scratch using stem cells taken from urine sample .
Approximately 1,000,000 dogs in the U.S. are named as the heirs of their owners' wills.
In 2012, an Afghan Taliban Commander Mohammed Ashan turned himself in to local authorities, trying to claim the $100 reward prize he had seen on a poster for his arrest.
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hope you enjoyed that as much as i did. i mean you better, i worked hard on that
pick up line:
roses are red, banana's are yellow. wanna go out with a nice little fellow ;)
