Add a little humor to life

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- Some people are like clouds. When they disappear its a beautiful day.

- I want to be the reason you look down at your phone. Then walk into a pole.

- It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs, and trip over nothing. I have that skill.

- Wi-fi was down for five minutes so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

- Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

- Ever get into one of those moods where you want to throw a book at someone's face and be like : "I face booked you."?

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