I was finally out of that nasty gym and on my way to science.
When I got there, we were going to dissect frogs. Can this day get any worse? Why are we even dissecting frogs on this day?
I sat down on a stool and this really old lady named Ms. Fritz talked about the frog dissection. I chose to stare at a cute guy who was sitting across the row of tables I was on.
When we started the dissection, my partner got frog juice on me when he poked it.
"Oh my God!" I squealed, "Be more careful! This is a $2,000 outfit!"
No one stared at me, so I tried getting their attention again.
"Mrs. Frizzle! He put frog juice on me!" I yelled.
Mrs. Fritz obviously didn't like what I called her. She gave me a detention slip.
This school is terrible.
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The Sass War
HumorSamantha Mueller is bringing her strongest weapon to Gardenview High School: sass. She plans to use this weapon to overcome the other girls in the school in order to earn the attention of the boys. But when the cheekiest girl instigates a Sass War...
