After having my gross lunch, I had to go to PE. Great! Now I have to be around sweaty people! Ew! That's just disgusting!
When I got to PE, I noticed there were no cute guys. This stinks! Literally! Our teacher was Mr. Lift or something like that. Ugh, talk about SHOWOFF! At least I'm not a showoff!
People stared at me when I walked in. Why were they surprised? Do they not see designer clothing these days?
Anyways, Mr. Lift talked about...well, I forgot. I was too busy putting on makeup. "Can you put away your makeup?" he asked me. I looked at him and replied, "Not if you change your name to something that doesn't make you show off!" He was confused and told me his name was Mr. Lighton. Oh. Well whatever. This still stinks.
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The Sass War
HumorSamantha Mueller is bringing her strongest weapon to Gardenview High School: sass. She plans to use this weapon to overcome the other girls in the school in order to earn the attention of the boys. But when the cheekiest girl instigates a Sass War...