A Dream With 5SOS

Chapter 11

Michael's POV

I looked around in the old western place. We got into costumes but Amethyst was still looking, "None of these fucking costumes will cover my hair." "Why do they need to cover your hair?" Calum asked.  "Her hair is dyed dumbshit. Its the first thing you remember about someone." I said. "Defending your girlfriend, i see." Calum smirked. "AT LEAST I HAVE A- wait no never mind." I sighed in defeat. "Michael take your clothes off." Amethyst said. "Wait what?" I said as i looked at her in a confused way. "You heard me boy strip. You're wearing a dress." She said as she took the hat off me. "A-A-A dress?" I stuttered. "Not like you've worn one before, i mean like now Mali-Koa's dress is stretched out because of you Michael." Calum said. "HEY! It was once and i was curious." I said. "Yeah, bi-curious." He said. "Just shut the fuck up and get naked!" Amethyst said and handed me a dress. "Don't stretch this one out Mikey." She added. 

We put on the clothes and security came by. "Have you seen these girls?" They said as they held up pictures of the girls. "Yeah. I've seen them." Calum said. Amethyst was about ready to yell at him. "They went that way." Calum said as he pointed to the left. "You cant miss them. Especially the one with the weird hair." Karma said. The security guards smiled and looked at me and raised an eyebrow, "Dude why are you wearing a girls costume." "Why do you need to know? What if he feels more comfortable in  women's clothing?" Amethyst said. I yelled in a deep manly, Andy Biersack voice, "I AM A WOMAN I HAVE TITS!" I said as i put a hand on Amethyst's chest. "I am a man i have balls!" She said as she cupped my junk. Oh god Mike hold it together don't get a boner. STAY DOWN BOY! "Uh, okay.." The man said as they went off. Amethyst took her hands of the cliffoconda and i still had my hand on her chest. "Get your hands off her tits weirdo." Calum said and I took my hand off.    

"Ya know, we're here and all, so we should take the photo." Karma said. "I hate you guys." I said as i sighed and took the picture with the biggest, fakest smile on my face. After the picture we put on our regular clothes and walked out with the pictures that we took. 

"So um I guess this is it." Karma said. "What do you mean by this is it?" Calum said. "We just met each other. You guys cant just leave!"  I said. "We're sorry guys." Amethyst said. The girls started walking off. I took this as fate but Calum just loves fucking with everything. He ran over to the girls and salsa dipped Karma, then he ya know, played a friendly game of tossil tennis with her. Amethyst walked away and stood next to me. "Did that just?" She asked. "It did." I said.  I tried putting my arm around her waist but then she back handed my balls, causing me to drop faster than Drag Me Down. "Don't touch me. I walk a lonely road." She said as she walked back to Karma and split them apart. "Bye fuckers!" Amethyst yelled as they started walking off. 

Amethyst's POV

I started laughing with Karma. "Did you really just back hand him in his baby holders?" Karma asked. "Yeah. He tried to get with me, you know how i feel about-" I ran into something. "Dude come on. Do you want to get hit in the family jewels again?" I looked up and it was security..