Life (Urban)

This cant be happening....

I paid for my stuff and headed home(King house). Once I got home I took a shower. When I got out I sat on the bed and started thinking......

Oh snap I might be prego. My friend that visit every month aint come in the past 2 months. 

This cannot be happening. How am I gonne deal with the hoes when they find this out. Ha, thats funny, I laid down on the bed and went to sleep.

I woke up 2:00 in the afternoon. I got up and went ot my closet to pick something out to wear. While I was looking, I had the urge to throw up. I ran to the bathroom and took care of the issue. I stay there for at least 10 minutes throwing up.

I finally decided to take the test. I did what he direction said and waited for the results. Soon the buzzer rung. I looked at the test and yep I was pregnant. I sat on top of the toilet and started thinking. While I was thinking, King came barging in. He saw what I was looking at and began smiling.

King: I knew it I knew it....i hope its a girl

Me:wait wait u happy bout this

King:uh yea u finna be my babay mama 

Me: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

King:wtf is yo prob

Me:I need to get my dollas up 

KIng:u not finna be working for this point on so yea my nigga....btw we going to the doc so ima call em up

I was mad and happy. Its just that the happy not showing right now cause the mad is attacking the happy. Lol. I went and laid down and went to sleep.

3 hours later.....

I jumped up out my sleep quickly and started screaming.

Me: The house on fiiiirrrreeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I ranned down the stairs so fast to only see that King was trying to cook. THis nigga no he cant cook. He bout to burn down the house. I went and got some newspaper and started fanning the smoke. 

King: get out hea u prego ma...u tryna kill my seed

Me: boy im tryna save yo house

King:Our house.....i got this ma

Me:Naw yo house and u know u cant cook so why is u even in the kitchen

King:u funny ma now go sit down

I did as I was told and went in the living room and sat down. I turned on the tv and started watching this show called "I didnt know I was pregnant". Some of this ish on here was crazy. Like how do you not know u prego. I dont understand. After that went off another show came on. The pregnant lady was eating soap. Like wth. 

After that went off I went in the room and laid down. A couple minutes later King came in the room. We began to talk about me going to the doctor and me having to tell my mom. I was planning on doing it tomorrow. We cuddled all night and then I felled a sleep.

The next morning.....

King POV

I got up this morning and got dress. I then woke Bae up and she did her thang and then we headed to the doctor. We literally had to wait for about 2 hours. Bae was getting aggy af man. Soon they called us to the back. The doctor told her to pee and do all this other crap.

The doctor left the room and then we were left there. We started talking bout baby names. I really aint know what i wanted to name my seed. Soon the doctor came back in with the results. The results read that she was 1 month prego. The doctor went over the rules of pregnancy and everything....I only had one question....

King; Can a nigga still put it on ha

Doctor:Yes u can , anymore questions

King:alright i guess thats it

On that note, we left. I took bae straight to Dennys. She was acting like she was gone die if she aint eat in the next 2 minutes. As soon as we got in there, she ran straight to the bathroom. That only meant one thing. She was ughhhh....ion even wanna say it. 

About 10 minutes later she came back. We sat down at the table and waited for the waitress. When she came she began taking our order. Me and bad orderd the same thing but she order extra stuff on the side. Finally the food was ready and we dug in. While I was eating, I looked over to bae and all her food was gone. This ish dont make no sense. 

Once I was done with my food, we headed to her mama house to tell her the news. I was actually scared to tell her mama. Her mama is a straight up goon. She straight kill bout hers. When we got out the car i kind of hesitated to go in but i went. Bae ran in the house.

Bae: Hey ma

Ma:Hey cookie(bae), he King

Me:Whats up

Before bae sat down she ran to the bathroom. She done did it again. I looked over to mama and she looked like she knew exactly what was the problem. I mean she done went through that before. About 15 minutes bae came back.

Ma:I know exactly wats up

Bae:i know u do

Ma:King i see u done sticked....

Bae:Omgsh ma shhhh, u aint even much gotta say all dat

Me: LOOOOOLLLL

After we discussed the baby situation everybody was cool. Her sisters and them came and we told them whats up.Everybody was happy with it. I show nuff was happy. My seed gone have swag kid just like its daddy.