Waking Up In Cloud 9.....Not

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Destiny's P.O.V

"Hello? Hel-l-o?" I heard a voice sing somewhere.

"Destiny? Are you okay?" A girls voice asked timidly.

I wanted to answer them, but I was too weak.

What had happened to me?

"Let's just leave her alone for now. Liam, Louis, Harry, stay here okay?" A British guys accent said." I need moi beauty sleep bitchezz."

Then I felt a bucket of cold water on my face. I instantly woke up but didn't open my eyes.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LOUIS??" Someone yelled.

"Sorry, I thought it would've been funny."

"YOU'RE GONNA WAKE HER UP!"

"Oh. Well, um... You fancy a carrot Liam?"

"Oh, I don't know what to do with you."

"So you don't want a carrot, do you, Liam?"

"Nope. Not in the mood."

"Oh, brahhhh- der(brother), I feel you. I know there are moments when you just don't want a carrot,and you just want to rest fo a mo right?"

"Yes, Louis. Finally you understand,"

"Okay, so I'll take you to bed,honeychunks!"

A few minutes later, I heard the guy called ' Louis ' come back.

"Yesss! I drugged him, Hazza!! He'll be out for half an hour. Now we can mischief all we want. Get me some sharpies."

"YES SIR, YOUR CARROTNESS." Hazza replied.

I felt some things on my face.

"I made her face into a monster, Hazza. Look!"

And, well, lets just say I chose this time to wake up and yawnroar.

And, it scared the shit out of the curlyhead guy.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHH"he screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed back.

Why was there so much men.

"Chloe! Chloe! Chloe! Make them go away!" I screamed.

Chloe was here in an instant,

"What's wrong Dest-HOLY MACARONI BITCHHOLE TWERKFACE FUCKING CHEETO BOOGER JACKASS PEANUT GIRAFFE YOGI BEAR happened to your face?" She asked.

"Get...the.males...away..from..me.."I Whimpered before I was thrown head first into patch lack darkness. Again.

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