Preference #14: Drunk texts

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Scott :
S: Heyyyyyy babe ;)

Y: Uhhh hi?

S: Haha im drunk

Y: knew it. Were are you?

S: At a birthday party

Y: Whos?

S: idk?

Y: oh god, ok tell me the address and I'll come pick you up

S: haha okie doki

Stiles :
S: Hey hottie ;)

Y: your drunk aren't you

S: noooooooo

Y: were are you

S: whyyyyyyy?

Y: just because

S: im at the high school

Y: why?

S: uhh duh to find the other end of the rainbow!!

Y: oh gezz im coming

Liam :
L: im sad

Y: why

L: my pony ran away

Y: you dont have a pony.....

L: thats why I went to the store and bought one duh!!

Y: liam the pet store is closed

L: nuh uh , theres a big hole in the glass because the door is locked

Y: so you stole the pony?

L: no I left the money on the counter because the man wouldn't come when I tried calling his name

Y: you know his name

L: duh its asshole!!

Y: ohh liam.....

Derek :
D: Bae BAE BAE BAE BAE

Y: WHAT!

D: I want you to know that I love to bake, ride bikes, and clean the house

Y: where are you

D: umm idk

Y: check the address

D: no

Y: why?

D: because its dark outside

Y: what are you talking about, its 3:28pm??

D: not here

Y: oh god did you get on a plane

D: plane you mean the big bird that ate me and put me in his tummy?

Y: oh derek hale what am I gonna do with you

Theo :
T: babe where are youuuuuuu

Y: at home studying, why?

T: because this girl wanted to know

Y: wtf who????

T: umm her name is officer (name)

Y: YOUR AT THE STATION!!!

T: Noooooooo im behind these big hard bars

Y: DONT DO ANYTHING IM COMING

T: Ok babe I will be right here wait for you and the invisible man

Y: ??????

Y: im not even gonna ask

Aiden :
Y: Hey Aiden

A: I dont wanna talk to you

Y: ????

Y: why

A: beause you dont believe

Y: what?

A: in santa

Y: your drunk

A: lol ya how can you tell?

Y: just a wild guess

Ethan :
E: lolololololol

Y: what?

E: aiden is hilarious

Y: what did he do?

E: he told me that I was drunk

Y: well are you?

E: yasssssss

Y: oh Ethan

Jackson :
J: you know I love you

Y: ya

J: more than bacon

Y:ok

J: more than pizza

Y: go on

J: and I definitely love you more than liza

Y: thank yo- wait whos liza??

J: gtg love you

Y: you better be drunk or I'll go to your house and kick your ass right now

Parrish :
P: I like you you like me like go to Tennessee

Y: your drunk babe

P: nooooo

Y: yesss

P: no

Y: yes

P: maybe

Y: I knew it

Issac :
I: psss

Y: ya issac

I: Scott I need to tell you something

Y: im not Sco-

I: its about Y/N

Y: go on

I: I think she's my girlfriend

Y: really what makes you think that :|

I: she kisses me and hugs me all the time

Y: idiot I am your girlfriend

I: woah Scott im sorry but I dont like you like that

Y: hey retard look at the person your talking to

I: ........

I: ohhhhhhhhh

I: hey Y/N

Y: idiot

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