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Molly
I walked in the locker room. Logan said oh shit! You're real? I said I've been real dipshit. Punk said well I'll be damned, Mollymauk Tealeaf is real. That's fuckin cool. I said I'm glad you think it's cool. LA said why the hell are you purple and got a tail?! I said I'm a Tiefling. Logan said how the hell do you do the Finn Bálor look? I said like this. I turned into Finn. I said easy. Punk said go back to being purple I thought that was cooler. Carmelo said so that wasn't just a Halloween costume? I said nope, if anything this skin suit is a Halloween costume. I turned back into myself. Paul walked in and said holy shit! It's true. I groaned and said yes! I'm a fucking DnD character! Don't get used to see this shit! I turned back into Finn and said just everyone please leave me alone. I went to the ring. Rhea was sitting in the stands. She said hey Molly! Come on up here? I said are you gonna pester me about being purple too? She laughed and said no! I walked up and sat down. I said what? Rhea said I just wanna talk. I said okay? Rhea said I knew about the whole tiefling thing. I just never said anything about it. I said why not? Rhea said I think about it like I'm outing someone. I wasn't gonna tell anyone about. Matt doesn't even know. I said when'd you find out? Rhea said our first night together. I saw you changing in the bathroom. After you left I started googling. Then I ran across the mighty nein and was like did I really fuck a dnd character? I laughed and said yeah. Rhea said hey, I know it might be shitty right now with people trying to adjust to you being purple and all. I want to apologize for being a bitch. I shouldn't have taken my anger for Matt out on you. I said thank you Demi. Rhea said you're welcome, can we start over? I said I'd like that. Rhea said so is your boyfriend a Tiefling or human? I said he's a blue Tiefling. Rhea said you enjoying it? I said yeah, I get to be myself around him, without fear of judgement. He knows what I went through at the circus he witnessed it and he's never called me a killer for it. All and all I'm very happy with him. Rhea said I'm glad you found happiness. You needed to find it after Tiffany and Blake. I said I know, I know. I turned back into my purple self. Rhea said how'd you deal with them? I said I barely made it out there alive. Rhea said I saw. Rhea poked my horn. I said intrusive thought? Rhea laughed and said yeah. So before this whole mess happened, who knew about you being you? I said Natalie, Mariah, Jessica and apparently you. Rhea said so the women you've slept with knew about this? I said I've never slept with Natalie. Don't get me wrong I've attempted but it's never happened. Rhea laughed and  said what are you gonna do now? I said I have no idea, everybody here knows I'm a freak. It's only a matter of time before it gets out that I'm actually like this. Rhea said well if you want a suggestion, own it. Be you, be the freak. I said okay thanks Rhea. Rhea said you're welcome. We sat there and talked for a while.....

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