Emo Trinity

History of Fall Out Boy

While on the Save Rock n Roll Tour Brendon Urie from Panic! At the Disco drank

-whisky

-Jamenson

-Glenlivent Scotch

-Beers throughout the day

- Vodka Redbull from Joe trohman

And retold the history of fall out boy

Brendon point of view:

the summer of 2001, Joe meets Patrick and he is like "yo I know about music" and Patrick is like
"yo I know more about music".

That's impossible, do you want to start a band?" And Patrick is like
"yeah...that's cool" And then he is like
"Yo this is a book store it's not a music store"

And then they met at Patrick's house and Patrick is wearing shorts,and socks and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some fuckin reason! Pete is there for some reason! They started playing music together and they were like "oh let's play some fucking covers from some other bands" it was Green day, and fucking misfits and fucking Ramones.

Pete said to joe "yo we gotta change this shit up! Yo we've played all this bands lets play shit from Fall Out Boy"

And so Pete and Patrick are like "yo that's dope but we need a fucking drummer" because Patrick's playing drums and he's singer and he is like "yo I got a soul voice" and they were like "wait how do you have a soul voice" and he was like watch this "Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah!"
And they were like "oh my god that sounds like soul"

So they put it in a song and it was like "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHT" and then they were like "yo this is fucking perfect.This is Fall Out Boy" and they made records like Evening out with your Ex-Girlfriend.

Evening out with Ex-Girlfriend everyone loves it
It's Evening out with your Girlfriend
With your ex girlfriend
Evening out with your Girlfriend
It's called Eating out Your Girlfriend and it's real and it doesn't matter.

And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like "yo what the fuuck. Yo this fucking dooope" so they made a record and it was called Take This To Your Grave.They made it without a drummer and they had like three-four drummers come in. The four drummers had come in like Josh Freese, Neil Peart, and the dude from ToTo, the fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something.

And they were like "yo we need Andy Hurley.Andy Hurley take this to your grave fucking record it" and he did it and killed it" He was like "gdjsnsjskansisjzjpsssh" killing the skins,tapping the skins,tapping the rims playing shit killing this bitches wrapping it out.

"We should get signed by Fueled by Ramen cuz these guys know the fuck is going on" and they were like "yo if you can make our scene any bigger than this which is not fucking hard we will signed you guys" and Pete was like "yo we got this record that's fucking dope dude, it's called take this to your grave"

"Hey it's gonna be called From Under The Cork Tree it going to be huge" and Patrick was like "I got to keep it real, I got to be an artistic and these three songs are going to be called Thanks For The Memories, 20 Dollar Nosebleed, and Sugar We are Going Down" and they made this fucking record that was fucking dope and it fucking it the charts like 1,2,3, 3,2,1, 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, 10 to 1 From Under The Cork Tree sold 4 million records, ten million, 15 million records and Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the record.

And Patrick was like "what's goooooooods" Pete was like "yo fuck you I can do whatever I want" Joe was like "yeah that's cool man whatever" and Andy was like "eh cool"

Pete was like "make up is fucking great for a guy cause it makes a guy look beautiful which a lot of times a guy is not beautiful and j want to change that I wanna make sure everyone knows that guys are beautiful"

Pete was like "oh my god I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic" and I saw the dick pic and I was like it's not a bad dick let's be real"

Panic! At the Disco made the Rolling Stones before Fall Out Boy and Fall out Boy made the issue right after Panic! and they were pissed. They were like "fuck you guys"  and they were like "yo panic! Has the first Rolling Stones yo fuck these dudes we are going fucking miles above. We are going to hit every fucking continent" and they didn't actually hit it.

Dude Pete was like "what the fuck" oh you didn't fucking made every continent it's like fuck you. So Under the Cork Tree happens we fucking have 3-4 years of awesomeness like people were cumming on themselves cause it was big. So Fall Out Boy was like " yo we are gonna name this record from Under The Cork Tree and From Infinity On High"

Pete was like "yo Folie a Deux the theatric of two" Fall out boy was like "yo we got to take a break" meaning Pete "yo we gotta take a break bro" and Patrick was like "I need time for my my music" and Joe's like "yo I got to find the fucking art in metal" and Andy was like "I'm gonna play with some fucking metal dudes"

And they were like 3 years long,2 year long break we gotta come back strong. We got to make this legit it's fucking dope it's going go sky high we are making a record that sails the skies we are going to call this record SAVE ROCK N' ROLL. So they made alone together,light em up,Phoenix and everyone was like "what the fuck you are working with the guy that recorded Avril Lavigne"
And Pete was like "yo we are going on tour with panic! And twenty one pilots"

And that's it thats how the fucking story goes.

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doing this took me about 2 hours a lot of pausing the video looing at the freaking captions and some on them by ears buts all worth it