I lost Pete

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Patrick: [standing in a crowded room] "Crap I lost Pete"

Patrick: [cannot find Pete for several minutes] "Welp, drastic times call for drastic measures"

Patrick: [shouts] "PATRICK STUMP SUCKS!"

Pete: [jumps up out of the crowd like a fish with a scowl] "What the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

Patrick: [sighs] "Oh, there he is."

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