Kiss my A$$

When things don't work/ take forever

One problem I hate more than anything is when things don't work.

I have a problem. When things don't work most people are like. Oh my God work, and when it doesn they just get pissed of and are like, Whatever.

But when things don't work for me.

It's like The Conjuring but multiplied by twenty.

Because when things don't work it drives me up the damn wall.

When my computer wants to be painstakingly slow and I want it on quickly. It makes me homicidal.

Dear Computer, You have one job. Turn on, you bitch.

Yours truly, Morgan

And I have nothing to do, odds are I literally have all day.

But why should I waste ten minutes of my existence for the computer to turn on?

Some of you are like, "Well, it's only ten minutes!"

ten minutes aday, seven days a week, usually 30 days a month, and 365 days a year.

10x7+70x4=280x12=3,360 minutes

I waste 3,360 minutes in a year waiting for my computer to turn on.

That's nearly two and a half days.

So yes.

I may bitch about how slow this thing is till the day I die.

Because I waste ten minutes of my day.

And when things don't work.

No.

I throw tantrums when things don't work.

My remote didn't work once.

My blinds are busted because of it.

I get very irritated when things don't work.

I ALSO DONT LIKE WHEN I AM TYPING AND MY BIG FREAKING SAUSAGE FINGERS HIT TWO BUTTONS AT ONCE!

THAT IS ANNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOYYIINNNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But ya.

Work or die.

Love, Morgan