HUMNA!?!?

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Paula's POV

            We got into the car safely and the guy started driving. "That was close" Tiffany breathed "yea, it really was" I agreed we were able to get out just before the door opened. "Where to" the guy asked "idk...The mall?" I asked. The guy nodded and continued driving. "How much do we have?" Tiffany asked "ummm" I said checking the nice wallet that was stashed with bills and cards. "I'm not sure....I dont know how to use this money but I'm guessing over 1,000 dollars" I said. "Look that star Nandos card thingie is in here too" I pointed out. Tiffany smiled knowing what I was talking about. "Hey now that we have all this money, might as well use it" Tiffany smiled. "I'm getting me an i-phone 5" I nodded in agreement this was going to be fun!

Zayn's POV

                 We didn't have anything to worry about anymore so we all went back to our rooms. Well apart from Harry who was trying to get Elaine out of the house. Well I couldn't go back to sleep so I decided to help him out. "Where did they all go?" She asked noticing she wasn't the center of attention anymore. "They are all very tired and so are we" Harry said hinting. "Oh don't worry about me get your rest" she said. She was doing this on purpose I swear! I wondered where the girls were they had been out for an hour now. I felt protective over them in some way, just like the rest of the boys but they couldn't come back now...Not until we got her out. We'd told the driver we'd call him when it was safe to bring them back. I sighed. Not even uncle Si could take care of her. By the way where was he?

PAULA'S POV   

            The driver escorted us every where we went. It was cool we had our own Paul...Only ours was called Bob. He was nice and even helped us pick clothes (which was weird o.O) but apparently he's the only guy in family with 5 girls and he helped us figure the money out. I bought my self an I-pad, I-phone, I-pod clothes, teddy bears so did Tiffany and no, we didn't feel bad because Niall's a freaking celebrity. He's rich! "INBETWEENERS DANCE!!!!" Tiffany yelled out and started dancing I joined her and few people did too while others just looked at us weird. Laughing hard we split up. After all we bought I was surprised that there was still a lot of money left. "Is it safe to go home yet, I'm getting tired already" I asked, Bob shook his head. "OMG! RASPBERRY, BANANA!!" I voice called out. Tiffany and I froze in our tracks. Yes those were our nick names we all named each other after a fruit. We turned to see the one and only Humna "PEACHES!!!!" We yelled running to her and hugging her. "What are you doing here" Tiffany asked "I'm on vaca" she answered "is this the new vaca spot for every one, we met Kate earlier too" I said "what you been up too" she asked "long story and we can't tell you right here" Tiffany said "let's go to my dad's pizza  place, " she said pouting. We agreed

    "SHUT UP!!" She yelled when we told her everything. She was a cheerful person that was always full of energy "IKR" we squealed together. "I so have to meet Zayn" she said "yea sure you can come home with us when Elaine is gone. We were in the kitchen eating free pizza and it was good "Niall would be jealous of us right now" I thought out loud earning a laugh from my two friends. We talked all night until we got the signal from Bob that it was safe to go home. "Bye guys" Humna said sadly. "where do you live" we asked "on the other side of town why?" She asked "come home with us" I offered "yeah you can go back tomorrow morning" Tiffany agreed. Humna squealed and nodded "I'm bringing Niall pizza!!!" She said "give me two boxes too" I whined....

LOUIS' POV

              "Elaine we're leaving" Simon said "no" she whined "now" Simon said and we were all practically pushing her out. Enough was enough. As she was out the door she asked to be alone with Harry. I glared at her and looked her up down. WHAT WAS SHE WEARING!!?? No I disapprove of that. That girl could use some fashion elightment and she was wearing stripes!!! Shit just got real that bitch wanted to die. She wore a red beanie, a green and white stripped long sleeved shirt, a tight short, a peach skirt with orange designs and brown cowboy boots. That was just shameful where was Paula when I needed her! She looked at me "Louis walk away I need to talk to Harry didn't you hear?" She asked "you're rude, good bye" I said "excuse me?" She asked "you heard me" I said "if I don't what would you do slap me?" She asked "I would but that would be animal abuse" I replied leaning on the door frame just noticing that the rest of the boys weren't there anymore. "Boo please leave us for a sec" Harry said trying to hold back laughter I nodded and entered standing behind the door "what did you want to tell me?" She asked "oh that...Umm well...The truth is that I like your hair it's curly like mine" Harry lied "oh...Ok...Thanks" she sounded disappointed "bye" I heard them say "by the way forgot to tell you, nice costume" I shouted. She rolled her eyes and started muttering insults. AND THE QUEEN WINS AGAIN!...I mean...King...

Tiffany's POV 

     "Humna, Humna, Humna, Humna, Humna!" I keep repeating "OMG TIFFANY! Do you HAVE to do that every time we speak?" She asked me giving me the 'WTF' look "maayyyybaaayyy" and she slapped my cheek... It wasn't hard... But it wasn't soft either... "Owwwwwwwww" I whine "go in the corner" she pointed to the corner of the seat "what?" I ask "go.To.The.CORNER" *sigh* I scoot over to the corner. The dark, lonely, sad, depressing corner... "HUMNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't LIKE! The corrrnnneeerr" she sighed "did you think about your life?" I huff "no" "then no" I huff again "HUMNA!" I whine then Paula intervened "Tiffany at least think of what you did" I grunt "fine" I say crossing my arms staring at the corner.

   "ok Tiffany, you can leave the corner" *YIPPEE!!* I bounce from the corner grabbing Humna and Paula and putting them in a death hug "YAY!!" They both start struggling "Tif- Tiffan-" Paula tried to say *HA! That's what you get for putting me, Tiffany Amber Kitty Native American Mofo Banana Pig Boo Kerley in the corner... I have too many nicknames...* "I WUV YOU!!!" I yell squeezing them "were here!" Bob yelled over his shoulder and I let go and run to the flat.

       "HEY GUYS!" I yell as I enter the flat and diving for the couch, ninja style. "HARRAH!!!! LOUAHHH!" Nothing "HARRAH! LOUAH!!!" Gosh danggit don't ignore me "OH LARRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wait for it... "SHUT UP!" BINGO! "LOUAH!" i roll off the couch "Louah... Hide Zayn..." After a moment of silence "why?" I crawl a little "just do it tell everyone we're playing hide and seek, ok?"  "OK!! HARRY! ZAYN! BOYS!" * Hehe >:D *

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HEY HEY. SORRY IT TOOK LONG TO UPDATE THIS :/ 

to make up for it we shall update soon by sunday night....our time...USA

baconbacon- OK MOFOS I PROMISE...NO! I SWEAR WE WILL UPDATE AND IT WILL BE FREAKING AWESOME!...more awesome then banana waffles with pancakes... LOVE YA!!!!!!!!! 

[ a/n] 

HI GUYS!!!!!! GUESSS WHO IS THIS?????!!!!!!!!! ITS ME ZEBRA SPARKLE FREAK, I MEAN KATE!!!! TIFFANY DOING HER HAIR,SO I DESIDE TO WRITE SOMETHING HERE. heheheheh   I LOVE ONE DIRECTION AND SPARKLES AND ZEBRAS AND HARRY AND LOUIS AND NIALL AND ZAYN AND LIAM AND DRAWING AND KEVIN AND DRESSES AND HEELS AND DID I MENTON I LLOOVVEE ONE DIRECTION.???????!!!!!! WELL I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE dont tell Tifffany i wrote this jk she is watching me UGGHHHHH RUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!heheheheheheheh

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