Tiffany's POV
Holy shit!! WE"RE GONNA TURN DADDY-D INTO A BAD ASS!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!! So intense ._.
Ok... How do we start this ish?... Yea, I should start making plans ._.
"So? What's the plan?" I squeaked. Paula turned to glared at me.
"BITCH! You said you had a plan!" Paula yelled. I gave my best poker-face and just sat there and everyone was looking at me...
"STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT ME! DAMN! YOUR EYES ARE BURNING INTO ME!!!!!!!" I yelled and everyone gave me 'WTF' faces and I cringed "nyaaaa...." I whispered and fell of the couch "NYA!! MAMA!!! NYA!!.... nyaa.... " I sat there and stared at the ceiling and jumped up like a ninja and almost tripped.
"I HAS A PLANNNNN!!" I screamed out "Liam James Payne, the first step into beco-... What are you doing?" I said in a monotone voice. Liam looked up from his notebook.
"Taking notes?" He said more as a question. I did a face-palm.
"Ok... Rule number one! You do not take notes! Is that clear?" I asked, glaring at the puppy eyed boy. He nodded. "OK! Second thing-... You might wanna write this down," I instructed.
Liam looked up with a confused face "but... You said no notes..." Liam said.
I glared at him "Liam... GO IN THE CORNER! THERE IS NO RULES!... But in your case... We're gonna need to make a list." I said looking at him.
Liam stood up and puffed his chest out and cleared his throat "n-n-n.. Ok," he put his head down and went to the corner.
"LIAM! BAD ASS RULE NUMER THREE! DON'T FOLLOW ORDERS!" I yelled. Liam turned around.
"But... You sai-"
"LIAM" I yelled. God help this boy.
After Liam was sent to the corner we decided to order some pizza.
"So good," I said as I munched on my pizza.
"Can I have some?" I heard Liam's perfect voice. I looked up and his eyes were so cute! He had the perfect pout on his face.
"Aww- I mean n-... Awww, of course you can!" I cooed and Liam walked over with a shy smile, trying to cover his face.
AWWWW! SO FUCKING CUTE! I CAN'T EVEN!
Liam's eyes wee lit up like a kid on Christmas. He grabbed the pizza and began to eat. We're gonna need a plan still. I mean, look at him! He's so cute and innocent. We're gonna have to do this.... Mofo style Bl
Paula's POV
"Liam, let's go shopping!" I stood up. He sat up and nodded and went to put on shoes. "Well I’m dropping Perrie off to the airport." Zayn said as he stood up. We all nodded and said our good byes to them. Liam came back just as they were leaving and said bye too. "Can I come with you?" Harry asked hopefully. "Nope!" I refused. "Well, what do you know about being a badass?" Louis said in a sassy tone. "What do you know about anything?" I asked. He glared at me. "W-" He started but I cut him off. "Shut the fuck up will you?" I said. I could be a badass if I wanted to. "Paula!" Liam gasped. I gave him the 'really?' look and he shut up and looked away. "But what about my plan?" Tiffany asked. "You're a banana, run away from monkeys or something." I rolled my eyes at her. I grabbed Liam's hand and his perfume hit me. I sneezed. "Bless you!" everyone but Louis and tiffany said. "May you be blessed by the lord, may the Lord bless the rest of your-" Liam started. "Damn Liam!" I said. He blushed and looked away. "Awww!" I cooed. "Well I’d bless you but-" Louis started "I don't give a fuck Lewis, Shut up!" I said grabbing Liam's hands and pulling him away. "BTW, Danni I'm stealing your boyfriend!" I screamed and run out.
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Taken *editing*
HumorTiffany and I were just two ordinary girls who had just finished with our last year of highschool and were headed to visit our parents for summer. But we get lost in the airport and ended up bumping into the one and only Niall Horan and Harry Styles...
