'I AM YOUR ONLY CATGOD. NO HUMANGOD, DOGGOD, OR BEEGOD. ONLY ME. NO ANDS, IFS, OR BUTS ABOUT IT. END OF STORY. YOU MUST BELIEVE IN ME OR IT'S TO THE LITTER BOX WITH YOU. AND THAT'S NO FUN. IT SMELLS ALOT. ALL CATANGELS 'RELIEVE' THEMSELVES THERE. AND WE'VE GOT LOTS OF THEM. I MEAN, LOTS.
I'M TALKING A COUPLE MILLION.
YEAH.
SO YOU BETTER BELIVE IN ME, OR ELSE. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS ARROGANT AND EVERYTHIBG, BUT THAT'S THE CLAW.' (CAT LAW)
If you do believe you will find Cat Heaven. You will find all of your ships to become true and much dreams.
Don't worry about food you just wish for it and appears in yor hands or your table. You will also be able to customize your house so no house will be the same. You will also be able to act into your favourite anime now. You don't die and your abilities will be chosen at random. Dont like em? Well join at a different time. Cat Heaven is everything you ever wanted irl but better, shinier and newer, better models.
In the anime though, you will be able act in them with your friends. Everything you ever wanted is here. Everything is here. *Looks at you with a gigantic smile* Be happy! (Basshunter reference) You will still take your human form but in the human world you will take form as a cat. You also don't die. Just stay at your humans house and eat their food. Shit on their beds and swipe at their children.
So BELIVE IN CATGOD, AND HE WILL REWA RD YOU GENEROUSLY.
IN CATHEAVEN, THERE ARE DIFFERENT RANKS OF CATANGELS. FROM BEGINNER TO CORPERAL TO COMMANDER TO ELITE TO ARCH. AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ALL THE STATUSEA.
WITH RANKS COME WINGS. BEGINNERS GET TEENY LITTLE GREEN WINGS. ONCE YOU PASS THAT RANK, YOU MAY CHOOSE YOUR WING COLOUR. THE HIGHER THE RANK, THE BIGGER THE WINGSPAN. THE MAXIMUM IS TWO TIMES THE HEIGHT OF YOURSELF. AT ELITE, YOU MAY HAVE MULTIPLE PAIRS OF WINGS. NINE, AT THE MOST. HOWEVER, ONCE AT ARCHCATANGEL, THE LIMIT..
IS NONEXISTENT. YOU MAY HAVE ONE PAIR, OR ONE HUNDRED. YOU ALSO GET COSMIC-STYLE WINGS THANKFULLY, THESE WINGS ARE GHOST-LIKE AND TRANSPARENT, SPACE IS NOT A PROBLEM.
THIS IS ALL FOR THIS SECTION we hope to see you next time! GoOdByE!!!!
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