the youngest uchiha

good morning and- OH MY GOSH

I woke up. Itachi was awake already. I could hear him laughing with my sister and other brother. I walk out of my room, have asleep.

Good morning Sasuke. Sky says.

Hi.

What are you? A ZOMBIE?

yes.

Everyone laughed. What? I ask. No one answered me. Just like always. COLE! I yell as my brother enters the room. I jump up and hug him. Hi Sasuke. He says.

Did you like sleeping with my lover?

MILLY?!? Oh yeah her... yes... yes I did.

WELL .sniff. GOOD! A tear runs down his face.

you can sleep with her tonight.

Gasp... REALLY!?!?!?!?!

Yeah. We have to leave tomorrow. Remember? Itachi says. You and sky really can't come with us? I ask, already knowing the answer.
I'm sorry Sasuke. Cole says. At least he didn't jab me in the forehead.

Is today sky's birthday? I ask. OH MY GOD WE FORGOT!! Lloyd yells. UT-OH! HE IN TROUBLE NOW! Jay says.THE POLICE ARE EVERY WHERE!! He starts making a sound that sounds like a police car that just got shot.

Itachi smiles and slaps his hand on his forehead. I WILL MAKE THE CAKE! Zane says. I'LL PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS " HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNOYING SISTER" Cole says. I'LL JUST STAND HERE! I say. Good job Sasuke. Kai says. All of them start running around the room frantically. Cole and Jay crash in to each other. Cole sends Jay flying across the room

Hours latter....................

Hay sky... SURPRI... prize? SKY...Sky? She had today fallen asleep. This should wake her up. Lloyd says approaching her with an whistle of some sort. He blows on it and no sound coms out. Odd. But sky heard itShe jumps about 20 feet in the air. WHat? She asks. Really? I ask.

After We talked about how not even she remembered her birthday we all sit down at the table for cake. Yummy yummy cake! Cole says as we all sit down. Sensei lets me light the candles with my fire ball jitzu because It was to small to light anything else on fire.

Before Cole cuts the cake me and sky sing the tutorial song. Happy happy birthday;

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun
And the hole clan gathers around, gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyfully sound and sing that stupid song

Happy birthday, now your one year older,
Happy birthday, your life still is not over,
Happy birthday, you didn't accomplish much,
But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough

So let us drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself the chance of finding fame and wealth decreases every year
Does it feel like your doing laps and eating food and taking naps and hoping that someday perhaps your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday, what have you done that matters
Happy birthday, your starting to get fatter
Happy birthday, it's down hill from now on
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone

If cryonics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live for all eternally inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get and tho it hasn't ended yet sometimes you with it might

Happy birthday, you wish you had more money
Happy birthday, your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday, how much more can you take
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

YES PLEASE!!! Cole yells, while stabbing the cake. All of us start laughing. Even Itachi. Cole has a problem with cake. He loves it more than any "normal" person should.

Well that was a fun day. I think is Itachi and I go to sleep. Way more fun then what I normally do.

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