Noragami Crack

How to: Part 1

How to get rid of your father
Fujisaki Kouto: Hi
Yato: whatcha want bitch
Fujisaki: Yukine
Yato: YAOIIIIIII
Yato: YAOIIIIIIIIII
Fujisaki: what
Yato: YAOI!!
Yato: FATHER IS IN LOVE WITH YUKINE
Yato: YAAAOOIIIII
Fujisaki: *leaves*
Yato:
Yato: finally