t h r e e
da next day was skl its thursday so tomorrow at midnight we camp out here to leave for the concert even tho we gonna miss skl.
Bc we are too far up 5sos' assess to give a shit
Ellena left last night so I had to get a lift from my dad.
Not jack
My dad.
Idek know his name oops
"dad yo. I need to go to skl." I said with my bag on my back.
I don't bring anything but jack hemming pictures in it and spare clothes for tomoz.
"Ok colleen."
"jus say coll cause im cool."
"Oh okay coll."
I skip to the car bc im cool af
It takes 9 mins to get to skl the place where fan clubs are made
I stroll over to bella who was talking to kc undercover from Disney
I fly kick kc bc she don't know who jak hemmings is.
"wtf coll. That's so not cool"
"what. You know the rules you cant talk to ppl who don't know jak for longer than 5 seconds. Go to class then."
she turns around and walks away but doesn't close her locker so I place a jack hemmings sticker on her locker bc jack for president init m8.
I think I rather jak for president than Kanye north bc kim karhadaisn be lookin liek kim kardahsibrownpaperbag @ da vmas ya know.
I walk ova to a girl called emma from Jessie on Disney and say "you should join da jak hemmings fan club after skl today."
"who is jak?"
"you idiot jack ham ham is daddy."
"daddy?"
"daddy." I nodded
"oh so jack hemmings is daddy. But what if I have a daddy?"
"urgh just join da club ."
"um ok."
The bell rings
So I go to class
Wen class is ova I rush over to room 20 which is where da jack hemmings fan club is at.
Bella Pandora ellena nat and emma was in da room.
"k bitches I have jumpers for da squad."
I pull out my jumpers I made from ma bag.
I love **** hemmings is printed on da front go buy it.
"we wear this at all times bc its squad goals af."
"oh my god I love it."
"I know."
"I bet its I love luke hemmings. Am I right guys." Emma said
"oh yh she new. So we need to show her da ways bc she didn't even know who dafaq jack was."
Ellena gasped "what!"
"I know. But don't worry."
Ma phone began to hve a spasm attck
I went on da twitter app
@jackhemmings20 : @collxkelly @Luke5sos is a jack hemmings 2.0 af
@collxkelly : @jackhemmings20 ikr. R u going 2 the show tomoz
@jackhemmings20 : @collxkelly no 5sos are shit
@collxkelly : @jackhemmings20 um no ur shit bc u cant even follow me fucking hairy breadstick 3.0 bc u don't shave
I closed my twitter app and looked up at ma squad
They all looked like they had calums d in der mouth
"oh my god."
"u did not."
"jack just tweeted u."
"ashton is daddy." Ellen said dreamily
"no. I cant take it. Im done da group is ova yall r one ur own."
I pushed passed dem
And walked out
I waited for 5 sexonds
Den walked bck in
"skye bitches coll is bck."
"wtf coll y u do that."
"bc yall need to chill."
I ended da club early bc we had to get ready to meet at da skl at midnite.
