s i x
idfk whts happening but I think soundcheck is starting ppl are in
so we sit and wait
we see ppl sitting in rows ahead of us and 5sauce are sitting @ the egde of da stage talkin
ppl r askn quetons
"so me & ma squad wanna know if u watch coll is cool?"
"wait do ppl acctuly say squad?" mikey said
"yah"
"how mny ppl can be in a squad?"
"as many as u want."
"wht if thher r two ppl?"
"den it could be squid goals." Luke said
"squid goals af."
I stood up
"enough of squidward do you watch ma videos?" I yelled and evryonw turned around
" I do." Mikey said "because dis one luke is always watching ur vids and ur really cool."
"yeah im 100% coll trash." Calvin said
"well who isn't." ash said
"true true true." I said "But I have a question."
"okay coll."
"coll don't." ellena said
"is there gonna be some of your family attendin ur show today?"
"yes there are." Luke smiled
Jack hemmings where you at
-
We stayed in da arena until da show started and we were in da front row.
"oh mah gu guys its almost tiem."
Hey blackcurrant open up and sing
Dey cum off & we wait for a countdown like beyonce
All
Da
Lights
Go
Off
And
I
Loose
My
Shit
"can some1 pls tel ma fam dat I wont make it. Tel dem its been lit." I said
"rip coll." Ellena said
"rip."
Da tiem was goin and den boom
5 seconds left
"tel jack hemmings that he will always be da better hemmings."
4
"tel Jackie chan dat his noodles wer da shit."
3
"tel ben hemmings dat he was some wht relevant."
2
"tel 5sauce dat I've nevr liekd dem."
1
"its been lit fam."
Da screen goes blck liek ma soul
I screm
Ice screm
Yum
Ash apers on da stge
And ellena says : "
Our Father, Who art in heaven hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from evil. Amen. "
"shit gurl hve you been goin to church."
"yes . but shitt he looks fucking like good sign me the fuck up."
"wait did luke shave?"
"oh he did shave that little fuck."
Dey ply end up here and shitt
B4 I knw it rejects is startin
"okay guys dis is it." I say
"remember to put up ur signs yh or ur irrelevant to me just like she looks so perfect."
"but that song is from 5so-"
"but have you seen what it does to Michael?" I say
"okay tru tru."
Rejects start plyin
"dis is it fam."
-
"OkAy sO WHo wants to PlAY the guitar?" Mikey says
"ME BITCH!" I boom and da arena shudders like me when I see the word arazaylea trendin on twitter.
"oh okay. you." Michelle points at meh
Dave comes rounds and growls wen he sees me.
"mate chill okay." I put my hands up in defense
"don't tel me to chill." He yelled "only my mum can tel me to chill." Suddenly he became niagar falls and swam away from his lies.
I made ma way to da stge.
"michelle!!" I squeleed
"its michae-"
"michelle. Will u eva lern."
"whats ur name."
"rlly betch."
"yeh."
"Its colleen. But y'all call me coll. Bc im cool." I said puttin on ma thug life pixalated glases.
"everybody give it up for coll!"
"hi coll." Luke waved @ me
"hi breadstick. Sorry I almost ate u."
"u what m8?" ash said
"do u know how to ply the guitar."
"nope. But I know how to jack hemmings."
"um can I er take this for a sec." I said takin michelle obama's mic.
"yo. All da ppl up in here. Whats good."
"what is she doin." Luke said
"so im here today to celebreate da lyfe of jack hemmings."
"i meen dis." I point at luke "dis is not jack hemmings. Dis is-"
"Jack hemmings." A majestic voice calls out from the crowd.
"holy guacamole."
"its jack."
"wtf r u doin here?" luke sneered
"chill mate."
"coll I finally found u." jack says "my lyfe is complete."
"take me home jack." I say as I dive into da crowd. Crowd surfin to my husband.
I find ma way to jack.
And I stare into his eyes
He then whispers in my ear.
"call me daddy."
"brb." I say
I begin to dig ma grave
Its been lit guys
bye
