Over text at boyfriends house
Me: mom dad I am pregnant
Mom/dad: were are you
Me: at my boyfriends house
Mom/dad: stay were you are
Me: ok
Five minutes later
Me: how did you get here so fast
Mom/dad: doesn't matter I have my shotgun now were is he
Me: it was only a prank I am not pregnant
Five seconds later
Mom/dad: GET OUT THE BATHROOM AND COME HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU
Me: I AM SORRY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY DONT KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!
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