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Aries: I am going to seduce him/her.
Taurus: In this indigestion.
Gemini: What the fuck? No.
Cancer: Not again...
Leo: Oh, God.
Virgo: No thanks.
Libra: Why am I so inexplicably happy?
Scorpio: But.. Why me tho?
Sagittarius: Okay, but why?
Capricorn: I did not sign up for this.
Aquarius: Bye.
Pisces: Fuck...
