aries: "why? because i said so that's why!"
taurus: "if your friends jumped of a bridge, would you?"
gemini: "someday your face is going to freeze like that."
cancer: "were you raised by wolves?"
leo: "you'll thank me for this one day."
virgo: "don't use that tone with me."
libra: "eat all your veggies or no dessert!"
scorpio: "don't make me turn this car around!"
sagittarius: "when i was your age.."
capricorn: "im going to give give you until the count of three. one.."
aquarius: "i told you so."
pisces: "if you loved me, you'd..."
