aries; "i'm actually not funny, i'm just really mean and people think i'm joking"
taurus; "i'm going to end up in jail or working at olive garden, either way endless salads are getting tossed"
gemini; "eeeeaaauuuugghhhh"
cancer; "don't put something stupid as your senior quote" - mom
leo; "you're all going to regret not datting me"
virgo; donuts are always the answer"
libra; "this wasn't like high school musical at all"
scorpio; "i'm gonna go stand outside. if anyone asks, i'm outstanding"
sagittarius; "i don't even go here"
capricorn; "why wear pants when you could not wear pants"
aquarius; "you can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly"
pisces; "foods before dudes"
