the signs as college roommates

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aries: jumps into bed, hurts a part of their body and promptly asks "did anyone see that?"
taurus: labels everything in the shared fridge as 'mine' but shares anyway.
gemini: accidentally slams door at 3 in the morning apologizes loudly. 
cancer: is never home due to how many things they're involved with, is only home to eat ramen and binge watch netflix.
leo: rearranges everything in the shower according to how much is left in each bottle.
virgo: does homework not due for another month, makes you feel bad.
libra: orders a pizza with every topping.
scorpio: falls out of bed in hysterics and complains about all the cute people on campus.
sagittarius: spends time meant for studying watching old youtube memes.
capricorn: is silent for hours but suddenly screams "FUCK" about forgetting something that they were supposed to do two hours ago.
aquarius: looks up from laptop on a sunday night and shakes their head silently before getting back to whatever they were doing.
pisces: sleeps all day, everyday only occasionally waking up to pee and eat.



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