Chapter 1 part 1

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Me and Mlg hamster were going down the school hallway. We walked pasted the rachets club room. So we went to go sign up. Out of know where Crusty Banana came to sign up with her crusty self.
Oh are you guys coming? Said Crusty Banana being all excited and shit.
Mlg hamster: Oh my god she is going?! Kill us now!!!!
We turn around to go to class and flappy udder sketchers comes out of her class room. We try to escape but she grabs us to quickly.
Floppy udder sketchers: Oh hey guys! *creepy laugh*
Her breath is hot! I say in disgust. We finally escape and we go to say Hi to our friends (yes we have friends!)
Dino-Rabies: What are those!
Us: Stop trying to be cool because you're not. Go hang out with Milk shake bowl hair.
Hi I'm Milk shake bowl hair! Said Milk shake annoyingly.
Me and Mlg: You have fluffy hair! Can we pet it?!
Milk shake: No! Shut up! Hey Dino-Rabies (some random annoying thing).

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