Patrick Gets Pregnant {Meme Adventures}

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GUYS I HAVE A NEW PETERICK BOOK CALLED "The Boy With The Glasses" AND ITS GOING TO BE CUTE AF SO PLEASE GO READ IT IF YOU SHIP IT

ALSO PLEASE REQUEST STUFF BECAUSE I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK LIKE A MOFO

Description: idek dude

Word Count: 532

Comment if you want more of these type of things haha

I thought this was funny don't judge me

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Pepe Wentz woked 2 hes room, feending his gerlfriend Patricka sitting on tha flour. "Pikahu water u doin??" Pepe aks, stering at d boi on da fler. "Peepter i an treyeing to pee on dis stick to see if am wit child." Paprika sed, holding up an tree branch.

"Lol noh, u needs a pregnant stick, not 1 from a tri." Pelican lafed, teking Patrikas hand & pooling her up. "O lmao." He lol'ed as dey woked out de door and 2 tha stor.

"Ok bb, deez r de pretzel sticks u piss on." Pepe said, piking up a box form a shelf. "K thanx lol." Patrick star sed, teking a box nd goieng to the potty room.

Pepe woked thru d eyeles, lookin at oll d stuff and tings. "Aye lmao r u Paper Wets??!" A voyse spok up. "Lol d one and onlee. Wel actuali d turd." Pepe lafed, turning to a fan. "Sign my boobis pls." He sed, giving Pepe a markur, "k lel."

"Wat is dis?!" Patricia screemed as he walked ovur, da stick in her hend. "Eets not wat et loks lik bb." Pepe cryed, pooshing away d uder perpson. "O ok" pepper lafed, teking peeps hend agen.

"Am pregnant btw." He geegled, shoing paper de stick dat sed he had an babee. "O waw am so happee 4 us lel!" Peep sed. "Oh em gee, lok at mi tummy." Porta potty sed. "Oh my, u look like an bitch ball lmao." Patricka now had an big belly. 

"Oi sheet, I am gon into labor." He screemed as he peed on heemeelf, coviring he's new Crocks in pee. "Oh no let go hav dis bb lol." Pepe sed, piking up his peeing girlprend nd karrying her 2 d hospitel.

"Help, me boyfriend is haveeng an babee.!1!1" paper screemed, throwing Patricka at d nurse. "K lmao, follo me." He sed, dregging the 2 men 2 an cleen roum.

"An doctur will b hair shortly." He sed, popping his gum b4 waking awey. Two ourers latur an doctur woked in wit d nerd from b4.

"Hell I an doctur gay- I meen way lel." He sed, weenking at d nurse whoo blushed d colur rad. "End u no I am nerd Frenk," he sed to mr. And mrs. Wents.

"Shut op and tek dis demon out of meh." Puerto Rico screamed, throing an apple at doctur gays hed. "Lmao chill" he sed, putin on sum glovis. "K push, or somtin." He sighed.

"Omg ow." Paprika cried, as a bb popped out of his vagine. "Dat hurt." He sniffed. "Oh my shit, it's so ca-ute." Pepe sed, teking da smol humen from d doctur. "K bye, am go fuck Frenk now lel." He sed, taking d uder nerd wit heem.

"Omfg, he loks like an rasen." Paprika lafed, piking up d bb. "Lmao stfu." It sed, punching paprika in d neck. "Don't punch ur mum u cunt." Paper screamed. "K wadever grandpa." D baby sed, giving peeper d fingur.

"Wet do we nam it?" Patrick star aksed. "Let nam it Ducklen lol" Pepe sed, giving duck an hi 5. "Lmao k cool." Paprika smiled, giving Pepe an kiss.

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