Laurence's Funeral

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To Laurence: I dare you to break one of Angel's shovel...

Laurence: PFT! How's that a dare?

Garroth: I don't know Laurence....

Laurence: Watch this. *breaks one of Angel's shovels in one snap* See?

Somewhere far away~~

Angel: ....ACK! Ow...ow...ow...

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Laurence: *breaks another shovel*

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Angel: OUCH! Wait....

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Laurence: *breaks another shovel*

Garroth: Laurence....maybe you should stop...

Laurence: Why?

Angel: *appears out of nowhere**slowly turns around*

Both: ....

Angel: You...killed....my...children..

Garroth; IT WAS LAURENCE! NOT ME!

Laurence: OH THANKS A LOT GARROTH!

Angel: *twitches* my...children....*pulls out shovel* you shall be executed...

Laurence: your gonna kill me...with an over-sized spoon?

Angel: *hits Laurence on the head*

Laurence: ACK! *falls down unconscious*

Garroth: *snickers*

Angel: *starts digging hole and drops Laurence in hole and starts to bury him*

Garroth: ...are you burying him alive?

Angel: Yes. It's pleasing to my shovels...

Garroth: Remind me not to get on your bad side..

~One week later~

 Random Person: We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Laurence who died under mysterious circumstances---

Angel: yes...very mysterious...

Garroth: I witnessed it..

Laurence: HEY! WHAT THE HECK? WHERE AM I?

Everybody: *gasps*

Angel: God damnit.

 

   THANK YOU BLUE_LIGHTING FOR THE QUESTION! BUT DONT DO IT AGAIN...IT HURT ;-; MEH POOR BUBIES!




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