Garroth: So I just looked up the---
Angel: The Ice Cream Man?
Laurence: NO! It's the Sprinkles Man!
Angel: wut.
Garroth: SPRINKLESSSSSS
Aphmau: ....I'm not going to even explain who that cat was to him.
Garroth: *sighs* anyway...it's neither. It's the Candyman.
Angel: ...I prefer the Ice Cream man...
Laurence: there is actually a creepypasta about an Ice Cream man...I'm pretty sure he killed a boy...
Angel: ....
Garroth: Anyway, chant Candyman 5 times into a mirror and then he will come and kill you....
Laurence: Wait. Who does this? Chant Candyman 5 times to just get KILLED
Angel: I would! ELEANORRR WE NEED THAT MIRRORRR
Eleanor: I quit.
Angel: ....BLUEEEE WEEEE NEED A MIRRORRR
Blue: ....
Angel: ...
Laurence: ....MKAY
Garroth: Im just....*walks into an oddly placed bathroom in the middle of the forest*
Laurence: What the heck....
Angel: WHERE DO THESE BATHROOMS COME FROM?!
Laurence: I say Garroth knows witchcraft *walks into the bathroom*
Angel: ...ding dong the witch is going to die TODAYYYY *walks into the bathroom*
Weird Bathroom Guy: YO, YOU DIDNT KNOCK
Laurence: I SORRY
Garroth: GET OUT OF HERE, WE ARE TRYING TO SUMMON A DEMON FROM HELL
Weird Bathroom Guy: .....*runs out*
Angel: We might need to perform and exorcism after this
~After chanting Candyman 5 times~
Garroth: Well that didn't work...
Laurence: Now you jinxed it.
Candyman: Yo. I was busy with my friend Krampus.
Angel: ....did you say...Krampus....
Candyman: Yeah....
Angel: ....*dies* I HATE YOU FRIENDDDDDDDD
Garroth: So um....hi...
Laurence: You said you were busy with your friend Krampus?
Candyman: Uh huh....
Laurence: What kind of busy....
Candyman: ....
Garroth: DIRTY THOUGHTS AGHHHH
Sir Lemon: Someone make a Candyman x Krampus lemon..
King of the Lemons: YESH! IT SHOULD START WITH ANA----
Candyman: *murders King of the Lemons* NO.
Sir Lemon: *slowly backs away*
Garroth: um so...Candyman...do you like candy?
Laurence: Yeah! Do you like it?
Candyman: No, I hate it. It's to sweet It ruins my teeth.
Garroth: But you don't have teeth.
Candyman: ....did you just insult me?
Garroth: NO! I DIDNT! hahaha
Candyman: ...*murders garroth* such a bad liar...
Laurence: AGHHHHHHHHHHH *runs away*
Baby Blue's mother: *blocking Laurence* hehehee, I didn't get to kill you yet...for dropping my baby...
Laurence: AGGHHHH LADY IRENE HELPP
Lady Irene: Nope. Peace. *disappears*
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