Warning: Lots of Derp

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To Both: What would you do if Aph like Dante but Dante liked Nicole and Dante confessed he like Nicole but Nicole likes Laurence and Aph and Dante were left heartbroken?

Angel: wut....my brain hurts from trying to make sense of that.

Garroth: Stop trying. Just...stop...it's sad.

Laurence: What...Nicole likes me...? Well...heh...who doesnt?

Angel: I dont like you. I will smack you with meh shovels if you ever bring that up again. Your death will be painful.

Both: ...

Angel: I know this is off topic but look at this chart! *holds up chart*

Laurence: Is that your brain?!??!? ITS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT!

Garroth: This explains so much..

Angel: what? Wrong chart! Here's my brain!

Garroth: HOW IS THAT BETTER!??!

Laurence: IT'S 5 TIMES SMALLER!

Angel: ...I thought it was bigger....oh well, ANSWER THE QUESTIOONNN!

Laurence: Quite obvious, deny Nicole, carry off Aphmau into the sunset on a horse and leave Dante to man up and cry to himself.

Angel: ....I thought you were going to say marry Nicole and Aphmau and brag how incredibly 'handsome' you were.

Garroth: For a grape for a brain, your actually pretty smart.

Angel: duh. It's because I run on shovel power, literally half robobt here. I'm like a Robot Angel.

Laurence: ...where's the exit? Like please...you dont want to be trapped in here with this idiot.

Garroth: Well...as for me...I wouldn't get involved with the drama in the first place..never will.

Angel: Still sour about the thing in the forest..? You see. This is why I want to slap you so badly.

 

 

 THANK YOU GARMAUFORLIFE FOR THE  QUESTION! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I RUN ON. THATS WHY IM NOT QUITE HUMAN HHUEHEHUEHEHUUHUHHUE


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