I think I would make a great mom....
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Angel Jr: MOM! CAN I BUY SOME CANDY?
Me: SURE YOU CAN! ITS NOT LIKE ONE DAY YOUR GONNA WAKE UP AND YOU'LL HAVE A BIG HOLE ON YOUR TEETH AND THE EVIL DENTISTS GUYS WILL DRILL YOUR TOOTH!!!
Angel Jr: ....THANKS MOM!
Me: NO PRO----WAIT, DIDNT YOU HEAR THE SACRASM?!
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Angel Jr: mom....some kid at school is bullying me...
Me: PUNCH HIM!
Angel Jr: But mom, we aren't allowed to---
Me: SCREW THE RULES! IF HE IS ALLOWED TO OFFEND YOU, YOUR ALLOWED TO MAKE HIM SEE STARS!
Angel Jr: But mom---
Me: IF YOU WONT DO IT, I WILL!!! *stomps off*
Angel Jr: ....its the weekend.
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Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Angel Jr: A DUCK!
Me: ....I taught you well...
Angel Jr: also, the teachers are angry cause I threw rubber duckies at kids in the halls..
Me: ....to well...
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Angel Jr: sorry mom....I got a C on my test...
Me: *intense stare*
Angel Jr: BUT WHENEVER I ASKED THE TEACHER A QUESTION THEY WOULD--
Me: eh, eh, eh. You know that thing where you blame the teacher when you get a low grade? Nice try buddy. I tried that trick when I was younger.
Didn't.
Work.
Angel Jr: 0-0
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Angel Jr: what did you get me for my birthday mom?
Me: I GOT YOU SOMETHING REAL SUPRISING! YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN!
Angel Jr: suuuureee! *sits down* now what is it?
Me: YOUR ADOPTED!!!!
Angel Jr: *falls out of chair*
Me: .....too soon?
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Angel Jr: UGH, MOM! IM SO BORED!
Me:.....ever heard of friends?
Angel Jr: but all my friends are busy....
Me: THEN GO OUTSIDE
Angel Jr: what? Your not even making sense.
Me: ...I swear this generation.
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Yep.
I would make a great mom
Yyeeaaaahhhhhh
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